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Diddy Kong Racing. NON STOP.

It won't make you love me forever. But for what it's worth, I love you. Sad

Ah, well, it's a mode-of-operation thing.
Sure, I'm familiar with what I'll call the Izzhov Hypothesis (which goes vaguel ...

Right. That's generally the take-home point about determinism: what difference does it make?
If it could be (it couldn't, but suppose it could) demonstrated conclusively that the future is "writ ...

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This post was predetermined from the beginning of time. As such, I have no control ...

Semantic point: you're overextending the definition of the word "environment".

But I know what you mean and agree with what you say.

Anyway, carry on.

Just clarify for me, I want to know if I've read you right (it's entirely possible I have not); you're in the first year of university, done fuck-all the whole year and now have a couple of weeks to e ...

Poor people deserve to die because they're poor.

I'm also willing to accept the title, "sloppy idiot". Smile

I guess I use semicolons the AMERICAN WAY, then.

Fuck it, American English is the new English. I've been de-anglicized.

commas are used differently in British English than American English.???

He's ugly. REALLY UGLY.

Well, I don't dislike them either. I am indifferent about them. They neither give me an erection nor kick me in the balls.

From my point of view (that is to say, that of someone who doesn't like TMBG) Thorpe's hostility appears to be based more on his own objections to We The Geek Populace, than on any actual critique of ...

Huh? The lyrics had the virtue of being utterly terrible. To the point where they're actively detrimental to the music. Although one kindly remixer had the good sense to convert the words into Japanes ...

Kirby music makes every experience better, as you know.

WHY DON'T NIGHTCLUBS PLAY THE GREEN GREENS THEME???

anybody who knows me well enough to have followed my stupid blogs over the years knows damn' well how little I like the art industry anyway, so, to hell with my degreeI blog-stalk you from time to tim ...

I recently replaced my 9-year-old pile-of-shit laptop with a merely-two-years-old one. I feel so goddamn modern. It's even got Windows XP!!Y'know, as opposed to Windows 1 or whatever the hell I used t ...

Hah, yes I'm glad I'm not the only one who dove straight for the Wise-Kirkhope-Beanland track before bothering with anything else. It's (naturally) great.

I have certain pre-concieved notions about ...

"Oooh, new posts in the Gobbledygook section!!"

*click*

"Ah shit, it's just that goddamned three-word story again."

Which isn't to say I don't like it, of course. "Wh ...

He's so sweet. And the voice of Donkey Kong, as it turns out! Who knew?

Am installing it RIGHT NOW!
Except, WTF is all this "STEAM" bullshit about? I want to play a game, not install some crazy-ass chatroom program or whatever the buggering hell it is.

Will ...

Well, if my weird-ass music tastes make the game easier, then so be it! I feel so vindicated!

I am actually interested. Might even buy it. And this coming from a guy who can't even remember the las ...

Yeah, I gave it a thorough YouTube investigation after seeing Damian's video. Looks pretty interesting--possibly the most clever adaptation of Tetris I've ever seen--though I have the feeling it's not ...

XTC give me a MASSIVE ERECTION.

In case you were wondering.

You sound fairly contented Damian, I think I'll have to induce some kind of misery in you at some point! For my own part, I've been consuming a lot of extremely dangerous narcotics and working an extr ...