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Izzhov is not something that you just dump something on

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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:30 pm Post subject: Slogans |
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I was browsing through FCWiki, and I read that there was an old thread in Announcements/Site Improvement in which people made slogans. I thought I'd recreate it. If this is not allowed, an administrator may delete/lock this thread. Anyway, I'll start things off with a slogan of my own:
FCMidi.net: "Go away. We don't need your kind here."
EDIT: New Slogan List Here
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Damian Honorary Fruitcake Flunkie

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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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Yep! That's where the hundreds of slogans you see above came from. I dunno if Kevin and the other admin d00dz want to do this, but I sure see no problem with it. What's a few more slogans, after all?
On a side note: How did you guys get all the logos and slogans back again? Did Mike have all that or something? And is the FCWiki still the v2.0? With none of the old stuff there? o.o _________________ when the world is sick, can't no one be well? but i dreamt we was all beautiful and strong
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Xenofan 29A is a stale Arsecrumpet™

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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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I sent him links to my old ones, which were still hosted on Photobucket. _________________ 日本へ行こう!
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chzrm3 Awesomeness Level = "Dibnah"

Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Posts: 2250 Location: Felucia
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:12 pm Post subject: @_@ |
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I dunno, I never really liked the slogan thread. At first it was great cause it was people remembering all the old jokes and giving them a nice little tribute, but then it devolved into "say somethin' funny lolz". Most of the slogans we have now don't even mean anything. _________________ [quote="Someone's sig on the AoC forums"]THis game really is more geared towards the adult then, teenbeat wow. This mmo makes u think, somthing a teenager hates to do. -Skopas, eloquently discussing how grown up AoC is.
No read comprehension is not your strong point so I'll you a picture for you. -ubeenhad, just before he a picture for me[/quote]
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Izzhov is not something that you just dump something on

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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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I'm not really requesting that the administrators use these slogans or anything; I just think it would be fun to see what people can come up with. _________________ BRAND NEW FCMidi Forums! |
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Damian Honorary Fruitcake Flunkie

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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:53 pm Post subject: Re: @_@ |
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| chzrm3 wrote: | | I dunno, I never really liked the slogan thread. At first it was great cause it was people remembering all the old jokes and giving them a nice little tribute, but then it devolved into "say somethin' funny lolz". Most of the slogans we have now don't even mean anything. |
Yeah I noticed that too. We all did. But considering its current status I see no need to refuse to add any more. Not like it'll make much difference. |
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Dr Fruitcake raikuzu chiizu

Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 1546 Location: Under a rock (or occasionally a bucket)
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Damian wrote: | | On a side note: How did you guys get all the logos and slogans back again? |
RE: Logos -- The image files never went anywhere. It was just a matter of re-installing the script Mike wrote, which wasn't too difficult once I took the time to wade through all the PHP files and find where it was hiding/where it was supposed to be.
RE: Slogans -- Since Dragon wrote that script, he had a backup.
| Chaz wrote: | | At first it was great cause it was people remembering all the old jokes and giving them a nice little tribute, but then it devolved into "say somethin' funny lolz". Most of the slogans we have now don't even mean anything. |
Mm, that's not the first time I've heard that complaint. Perhaps we should "thin the flock" of slogans, as it were. Somehow or another... Any suggestions? _________________ "" |
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Izzhov is not something that you just dump something on

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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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We could vote on them. We could have it so each slogan must be approved by at least 5 members (including at least 1 administrator) to become an actual slogan.
Good Idea? Bad Idea? Dead? _________________ BRAND NEW FCMidi Forums! |
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Damian Honorary Fruitcake Flunkie

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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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The thing I dislike about the idea is that some people will want ones others don't, people might get offended, etc. And a vote seems like...way too much trouble considering the number we have.
Moreover, do we want to keep the random slogan generator? Or stick with one? Where should the limit be? I certainly am for doing something, but what would be the least troublesome, potentially least problem-causing method? I honestly can't think of one right off the bat. _________________ when the world is sick, can't no one be well? but i dreamt we was all beautiful and strong
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Izzhov is not something that you just dump something on

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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:21 pm Post subject: |
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How about we discourage people from posting slogans unless they genuinely think they're good? I think we can trust in people enough to do that... maybe... _________________ BRAND NEW FCMidi Forums! |
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The Dragon The will of DAGRON!


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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:12 am Post subject: |
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| Izzhov wrote: | | We could have it so each slogan must be approved by at least 5 members (including at least 1 administrator) |
i.e., Kevin. Since he'd probably be the one adding them.  |
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chzrm3 Awesomeness Level = "Dibnah"

Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Posts: 2250 Location: Felucia
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:31 am Post subject: D = |
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Heh, voting on it might be kinda harsh, and yeah I guess people would get offended. Still, I think we, as a community, could tell pretty easily which slogans define us and are vintage fcmidi, and which are just something silly a dude popped out of his head.
Like for example, "Parse the salt" will stay always and forever. I don't think anyone would object to that.
That said, it's really not a very big deal. Every now and then the slogan that pops up will make me laugh, and that's what it's for after all. Like just now I got
"A rong time ago in a garaxy fal, fal away... there was Fluitcake Midi-aru!" ~
I dunno wtf that is but it made me laugh. _________________ [quote="Someone's sig on the AoC forums"]THis game really is more geared towards the adult then, teenbeat wow. This mmo makes u think, somthing a teenager hates to do. -Skopas, eloquently discussing how grown up AoC is.
No read comprehension is not your strong point so I'll you a picture for you. -ubeenhad, just before he a picture for me[/quote]
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JK9000 Warnings: 1


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| I think it's a slur against japanese pronouciation combined with a riff about Star Wars. I thought they already did that. |
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Cheese Monkey Your Slacker-Fu is weak, son.

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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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I can't find the old sloganlist file... but I seem to remember some really, reeeeally generic ones. I mean, like, "lol" as a slogan. That's probably in there somewhere. _________________ This post has been brought to you by
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Banjo-Fella is an Arsecrumpet™

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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:10 pm Post subject: O = |
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| chzrm3 wrote: | "A rong time ago in a garaxy fal, fal away... there was Fluitcake Midi-aru!" ~
I dunno wtf that is but it made me laugh. |
Really? I think that was one of mine, but I was actually going to suggest it be removed, because I think I decided it was stupid immediately after submitting it.
Instead of voting on each slogan, why don't we just post up a list of all the slogans we currently have, and then start from scratch individually suggesting slogans we'd like to include? If any of us want some of the old slogans reinstated, just mention which ones in your post. That wouldn't be very complicated, would it? _________________ ~Banjo-Fella |
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Damian Honorary Fruitcake Flunkie

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That was one of yours, BF.
Starting from scratch would probably be good. But wouldn't we end up in the same boat? We should maybe be selective, somehow... _________________ when the world is sick, can't no one be well? but i dreamt we was all beautiful and strong
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Izzhov is not something that you just dump something on

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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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I have an idea! How about we make it so there have to be at least 5 posts of slogans with 4 or more words in between each slogan posted that is less than 4 words? That way, at least 5/6 of the slogans will be more than 4 words long. _________________ BRAND NEW FCMidi Forums! |
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Upsilon is the root of all evil

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I vehemently object to removing the current list of slogans. I'm aware that a lot of them are nonsensical at first glance, largely unrelated to FCMidi in any way, and probably a lot of them wouldn't even qualify as slogans, but that is, to me, what gives them their charm. Or am I the only one who finds that the vision of a bunch of tight-knit forumers sitting down at their computers and typing the first thing that comes into their head beautifully reflects the principles of this forum? There's some sort of egalitarian ideal at work there that I (a filthy socialist) find most appealing, and that I would lay down my life for*.
*no I wouldn't _________________ Delivering very monthly quotes for over six freaking years, it's Upsi's Quote of the Month:
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Izzhov is not something that you just dump something on

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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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I've compiled a complete list of slogans. How, you ask? Simple: I have no life (and I got some help from Dr. F).
0. "Senseless babble is our forté!"
1. "Marginally Entertaining for your Amusement"
2. "Nous parlons anglais."
3. "[insert slogan here]"
4. "Sometimes featuring updates!"
5. "Generating nonsense since 2002"
6. "Most (read: none) of us don't take drugs."
7. "More children should take drugs."
8. "Please give me drugs. I like drugs. Drug, drug, drug, druggy drug-drug."
9. "You wouldn't get it..."
10. "We can't say we didn't warn you."
11. "We put the 'olf' into Rolf Harris."
12. "It's hotter than pr0n!"
13. "May cause inflammation, balding and loss of genitalia."
14. "It'll all make sense soon enough."
15. "Now with 30% extra Darth Vader Brand 'Nooooooooooo!!!'"
16. "WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?!"
17. "More street cred than an iPod."
18. "Not this time, punk... BULLET-PROOF VEST!"
19. "We need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
20. "Put an end to this madness!"
21. "John Cage is a rocker, and he rocks out."
22. "SHINE GET!"
23. "Rated 'OMG' for Organic Matter Gesticulating."
24. "It's like watching old people fall down the stairs!"
25. "MY EYES!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!"
26. "Not affiliated with Nazism!"
27. "Clinically tested!"
28. "Leet-speakers need not apply."
29. "Please do not feed the nerds."
30. "Always talking about music!"
31. "Something witty should go here"
32. "Lacking in official slogans since YOUR MOM."
33. "I had a great slogan idea, but then this happened."
34. "And all I got was this lousy forum..."
35. "Your favorite Nigerian spamming operation."
36. "Yeah, sorry. This is the best we could do."
37. "No, your mom."
38. "Where it's okay to feel sexually attracted to buckets."
39. "Intelligence? Not here, sirs!"
40. "Not a guarantee."
41.
42. "Communism that works."
43. "We cannot be held responsibile for the content below!"
44. "No, you did read that correctly."
45. "When equipped, bestows +1 Forum."
46. "30% better than the leading brand!"
47. "LOL."
48. "Clothing optional."
49. "May offend certain cultural minorities such as Eskimos and the Irish."
50. "It's like gambling, but with even less hope of winning!"
51. "This small child thinks it's rather good."
52. "We're so proud of it, we put our name on it!"
53. "Y2K never happened."
54. "No, your mom!"
55. "Because .net is l33ter than .com."
56. "Now with exploding pie!"
57. "More fun than a thousand paper cuts!"
58. "LOL @ 8-95!"
59. "I can't believe you actually clicked that link!"
60. "You're here... now what?"
61. "Better than an acid enema."
62. "We're completely decisive! ...maybe..."
63. "Improving Anglo-Russian Relations since 1971"
64. "Licensed to Kill"
65. "Not Going to Take Over The World"
66. "Planning World Domination For 5 Years and Counting"
67. "The Countdown Has Already Begun!"
68. "Officially 73.6% coherent! (Last we checked...)"
69. "Do your pwn thing!"
70. "Who needs coherence, anyway?"
71. "We assassinate dictators!"
72. "LOL TRITONE!!!!1!11!"
73. "Purveyor of fine John Cage-whacking implements since 1742"
74. "Elephent mueseam"
75. "Our theme song goes like doo...doo.do do do dooo do do dodo"
76. "lol Mahlers mom lol"
77. "I really shouldn't be here"
78. "Setting up the bomb since 2101"
79. "Dalek"
80. "Leeter als dem Wehrmacht"
81. "More mongeese than the average badger's bottom"
82. "Putting the 'ncoher' into 'incoherent'!"
83. "Abandon sanity all ye who enter here."
84. "Are you pondering what we're pondering?"
85. "Thank you Mario! But our sanity is in another forum!"
86. "Of course, we all have lovely bottoms."
87. "Trespassers will be subjected to volleys of comical root vegetables."
88. "Caution: Danger of falling Jelly Pope likely for 40 yards."
89. "A Barry Scott Enterprises® production."
90. "We liek cheese"
91. "Home of Poopsoda!"
92. "Home of Inanimacy Appreciation Week!"
93. "We <3 N00Bs"
94. "For great justice!"
95. "The 'FC' stands for YOUR MOM."
96. " ;[ "
97.
98. "We don't need no stinkin' moderators!"
99. "A new day, a new inside joke."
100. "A new inside joke, a new joke account."
101. "A new joke account, a new slogan. Probably."
102. "Where all fruitcakes are treated equal."
103. "Because FCMidi.com just wasn't enough."
104. "Home of the farkrictic shindig."
105. "Getting signals and turning on main screens since 2101."
106. "Where boys enter and return as crazy drug addicts."
107. "Dude, where's my mom?!"
108. *spits soda onto keyboard* "ACH!!1"
109. "Or would ye rather be a mule?"
110. "It's like Disneyland times 10,000!"
111. "FCs only past this point."
112. "wtf its t3h gr34t3st lololol!!!1!"
113. "Mocking everything since the beginning of time."
114. "a.k.a. the Official Fred Dibnah Fan Club."
115. "Home of anything mentally damaging."
116. "If you find anything here offensive, tell someone who cares."
117. "We COULD be helpful, we just don't want to be."
118. "A large part of life's little mysteries."
119. "I came, I saw, I burned a child for charity."
120. "You know it makes sense. Somehow."
121. "This one killed the slogan thread."
122. "Crazy? Who, us? >_>"
123. "We officially blame... that guy over there."
124. "Home of the ;[ . No, seriously."
125. "You are required to surrender your Orange Pop at the door. Company policy!"
126. "We average 2.83 coherent posts per day!"
127. "My badger could pwn your badger. ;["
128. "LMAO, PSO, TIVO, TBO. We have them all."
129. "I am talk about how we rearry, rearry grad you come visit Fluitcake Midi-aru!"
130. "Yarr, we've sailed the seven seas to be here with you."
131. "Ich bin ein Fruitcakemidier!"
132. "Begorra and shenanigans, Biddy!"
133. "Oh, aye, wee lassie."
134. "A rong time ago in a garaxy fal, fal away... there was Fluitcake Midi-aru!"
135. "Home of regional stereotyping..."
136. "Where n00bs rush in and haXX0rs fear to tread."
137. "We staved off a vicious hacking attack by DYNAMITE. I think."
138. "Home of increasingly idiotic version numbers."
139. "This slogan is version 139.4645647, a mango, Barry Chuckle and an evil duvet."
140. "We disembowel chavs... for fun!"
141. "Busy is a relative term."
142. "Just when you thought all hope was lost... along came FCMidi."
143. "It's not pr0n! We promise!"
144. "Look! Over there! It's FCMidi!"
145. "Whoops, there's the doorbell."
146. "It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... poopsoda?!"
147. "Home of the Spirit of Dibnah."
148. "Only $19.95!"
149. "Insanity guaranteed!"
150. "It's not for the kiddies."
151. "No, our emoticons are not pieces of chocolate or paper bags."
152. "Dear Fruitcake Bad: How do you type with boxing gloves on?"
153. "Everyone's doing it!"
154. "If you can't see it, it doesn't exist."
155. "It's, like, talking, but with writing."
156. "...and that's why I no longer drink petrol."
157. "ADHD? What's that?"
158. "home of the elephent monkeys"
159. "Bugger Off ;["
160. "Home of Joe, the Hot Angry Butt Sex fanatic"
161. "When all else fails, there's FCMidi!"
162. "If at first you don't succeed, come to FCMidi."
163. "It's like... a forum... without the forum..."
164. "Your school's stupid."
165. "It's good for the heart."
166. "8-95 won't stop us this time!"
167. "Meh."
168. "If life gives you a thought, post it here. But no spam."
169. "Not responsible for your actions after viewing this material."
170. "Join us, friend..."
171. "It's like a pumpkin pie! ..Wait, no, it's not."
172. "Indubitably, good sir."
173. "Well, the random hobos liked it anyway."
174. "O RLY?"
175. "For all your porno--OOPS WRONG FORUM."
176. "No, this is not cocaine in my hands here."
177. "You'll never leave!"
178. "Where nobody can leave PERMANELTY."
179. "Quitting our jibba-jabba since the dawn of time."
180. "...Dude."
181. "Don't touch that dial!"
182. "No, that's not a Playboy magazine over there."
183. "A slogan? WHERE?!"
184. "Chocolates.. Or bunnies? "
185. "Ding! Fries are done!"
186. "Biscuit or cake?"
187. "I think it's supposed to be a paper bag or something..."
188. "MAGIC."
189. *maniacal laughter*
190. "Tea and cake or death?"
191. "No! It's not true!"
192. *shifty eyes*
193. "We deny all allegations."
194. "Our forum could beat yours in a fist fight."
195. "Our forum could beat yours in an SSBM match."
196. "Robots in disguise. Some of us, anyway. The cool ones."
197. "Moc-a-moc-moc."
198. "BWAHAHAHA."
199. "Don't press the big red button."
200. "Like a movie, but with no climax."
201. "Like a text-based orgasm."
202. "By reading this slogan, you hereby forfeit your soul to us."
203. "By reading this slogan, you hereby agree to give us $1,000,000. Each."
204. "Like it? We call it Fluffy."
205. "Even misers like TBO love it."
206. "Watch for falling your mom jokes!"
207. "Watch for falling YOUR MOMs. Since she's so darn heavy."
208. "It's for the elite."
209. "A haven for people with no life since 2002!"
210. "Where off-topic becomes on-topic."
211. "Where all your base really are belong to us."
212. "Fo' shizzle."
213. "Where precussion is loved."
215. "ZOOM!"
215. "WE ALL HATE ALL CAPS AND EXCESSIVE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!"
216. "Don't feed the Black Orb."
217. "Don't feed the Balck Org."
218. "OMGWTFLOLBBQ."
219. "Kicking ass and taking names since a long time ago."
220. "Shut up, kid."
221. "It doesn't taste like chicken."
222. "Better than being forced to watch Barney for three straight days."
223. "Leggo my FCMidi!"
224. "Mmm, fresh and ripe n00bs for the picking."
225. "HAX!!!1"
226. "Better than a social life!"
227. "Eating children since 1864"
228. "The fruitcakes are coming! The fruitcakes are coming!"
229. "Fred Dibnah wants YOU to join us"
230. "Polar Bears, Europeans and Americans oh my!"
231. "Pi PWNZ cake over anyday!"
232. "LOLLERSKATES & ROFLCOPTERS!!!11one"
233. "Better than getting slapped by a fish."
234. "AAAAARRRGGH!!!"
235. "Not for the faint of heart."
236. "More fun than YOUR MOM."
237. "More pleasant than nails scratching on a chalkboard."
238. "Home of the arsecrumpet."
239. "Offensive? Us? Naaaah."
240. "STFU N00B!"
241. "It's 1337."
242. "...Word."
243. "Where fans of Mario Accountency, Mario Cop, and Mario Bomber flock."
244. "More confusing than a Rubik's cube!"
245. "Never, ever random. OOH LOOK A FLOATING IGUANA!"
246. "It's a mystery."
247. "Don't try this at home!"
248. "Not for individual resale."
249. "No refunds!"
250. "Senseless trousers is your mother, soldier."
251. "Parse the salt."
252. "A never-ending list of slogans!"
253. "Intelligibility not included."
254. "PWNZY CANDY"
255. "Don't worry, we don't byte."
256. "Sporktastic."
257. "Dibnahtastic."
258. "Probably illegal."
259. "Beware of ph4t b34tz."
260. "*This may or may not be true."
261. "Spherical objects, skript kiddiez and balding middle-aged German professors, oh my!"
262. "We put the 'awesome' in 'really great'."
263. "Quite."
264. "Indeed."
265. "Stuff."
266. "FRUITCAKE SMASH!"
267. "I should have stopped thinking up slogans a long time ago."
268. "The Commodore still says NO. (End of story.)"
269. "For life, not just for Christmas."
270. "270 different slogans and counting"
271. "Heartwarming."
272. "Slogan +1!"
273. "1337."
274. "Now with more your mom jokes than the next leading brand!"
275. "Know it. Love it. Ph34r it."
276. "Consider your sanity.. ruined."
277. "Consider your innocence.. ruined."
278. "Something for everyone. Apart from you."
279. "Politically incorrect"
280. "...It's all coming back now."
281. "More interesting than a Mary Kate & Ashley video game!"
282. "Using full sentences since 2003!"
283. "Seeing YOUR MOM last night since she was 20 or so."
284. "BAH."
285. "The logo probably lies."
286. "This is a lie."
287. "Reggie goes plop-plop, Reggie goes plop-plop."
288. "You saw nothing."
289. "Free random babble since 19-diggedy-six!"
290. "Welcome home. Over there is your padded cell."
291. "Part of a nutricious breakfast. The other parts being headlice and toddlers."
292. "And now if you look to your right, you will see... Germany."
293. "LOGO CHEESECAKE"
294. "Woo!"
295. "Crazy in the head. Crazy in the bed."
296. "Look! It's God!"
297. "I want the 300th slogan."
298. "I'm going to get the 300th slogan."
299. "Hang on..."
300. "I win!"
301. "Actually, that probably wasn't a good idea."
302. "BOOM BOOM TISH BOOM BOOM TISH"
303. "But I wanted the 300th slogan!"
304. "Read our Off-Topic Topic and then tell us you don't want to join!"
305. "You don't have to be 'mad' to post here... but it helps !!!!!"
306. "Here come the giant Fruitcakes!!"
307. "On topic? What's that?"
308. "YOUR MOM guaranteed!"
309. "This is the best you'll ever get."
310. "Innit?"
311. "I believe it's officially reached rigamarole status."
312. "Chuck Norris would be proud."
313. "Chuck Norris would be ashamed."
314. "WTFLOLZ?!"
315. "Look out! It's t3h intarwebs!"
316. "It's good shut up shut up."
317. "Random? Us? Naah."
318. "Captian Obvious! TO THE RESCUE!"
319. "Captian Oblivious! TO THE RESCUE!"
320. "Home of the bugfix."
321. "Haha, I got the bugfix. You suck."
322. "Bugf1x +1."
323. "Oh buggah!"
324. "Bloody buggahs!"
325. "So grand, even Chuck Norris agrees"
326. "Visited by someone who once met Fred Dibnah."
327. "Seriously."
328. "You can't be serious!"
329. "That ball was on the line!"
330. "Ub3r 1337, f00."
331. "j00 is a f00, f00."
332. "You loser."
333. "All up in your hizzy."
334. "Whoa, it's crazy-crazy-crazy!"
335. "It's like an orgasm.. for your... forum organ?"
336. "We want YOUR MOM."
337. "Keeps intelligence locked up 'till lunch!"
338. "Not necessarily."
339. "Lunacy +3 if equipped with Lunacy Booster™."
340. "Please be topical."
341. "In my pants!!"
342. "In retrospect, your mom."
343. "Speaking of your mom..."
344. "Welcome to Fruitcaketopia!"
345. "Protecting the wild fruitcake since 1200 B.C."
346. "Well, son... when a fruitcake and a MIDI are very much in love..."
347. "I win the champeenship!"
348. "The Commodore says NO!"
349. "End of story."
350. "Cookie Man say NO!"
351. "Roll a d20."
352. "Roll a Will save to keep your sanity. DC 50."
353. "Get offa mah lawn, you mugger buggerin' hooligans! ;[ - TBO"
354. "For YOUR MOM only. (Ohhhhh)"
355. "Ohhhhh!"
356. "Look! A can of orange pop!"
357. "Home of BILLINO."
358. "Where procrastination means YOU!"
359. "On FCMidi.net, the messages post YOU!"
360. "Sorry, we're oot in a boot"
361. "Parse the salt, mate"
362. "We don't endorse abducting children with body bags"
363. "Where the mind is AFK."
364. "I'd like-a to say, 'Holy Crap!'"
365. "Ow, my entire life!"
366. "I have a sock on my head? Getitoffgetitoffgetitoffgetitoffgetitoff."
367. "ARROW'D!"
368. "Posssssummmmms..."
369. "Eroding at your sanity since 2002."
370. "It is always better to give than to receive."
371. "Spectators - Be Prepared"
372. "Look out! RANDOM!"
373. "Look out! 1337!"
374. "Ladies and Gentlemen, you will get wet."
375. "The people who 'brighten' your day, everyday!"
376. "You're next!"
377. "You're next."
378. "Smurof idim ekac tiurf ot emoclew!"
379. "I lIkE sTaRs ******* lOlOlOl ** *"
380. "We live for the pi."
381. "Livin' for the weekend!"
382. *emphasis*
383. *STAB STAB STAB*
384. <( "I am an intelli-gent." )
385.
386. "Your continued donations of stupidity help support FCMidi!"
387. "lol, off-topic"
388. *shot*
389. "Home to crazy stalker paedophiles like you."
390. "Just add water!"
391. "I speedscrolled through it all because I couldn't be bothered."
392. "Handle with care."
393. "Makes you feel all tingly inside."
394. "000fcmididotnet000"
395. "There is no cow level."
396. "FCMidi"
397. "The fruitcake adds 10 pounds.'
398. "I eat Fruitcakes... for breakfast!"
399. "Cakes.. made of fruits? You must be crazy!"
400. "That's crazy talk."
401. "OMG! CAKE!"
402. "FCMidi.net: "FCMidi.net: "FCMidi.net..."""
403. "Fools!"
404. "Perish!"
405. "HEADSHOT!!!"
406. "Fruit. And cakes. What the hell were you thinking?"
407. "How do you mix fruit, music and cakes?"
408. "You may pass."
409. "Duuude, own3d."
410. "t3h."
411. " "
412. "<3"
413. "It's for charity."
414. "PUDDING?!"
415. "Double-you tree eff, mate?"
416. "We have friends." *shifty eyes*
417. "It's not hard to post when you're registered, LOL."
418. "Look below for interactivity."
419. "The only good orange juice on the internet."
420. "Be aware!"
421. "Stop, Drop and Roll."
422. "It will blow your mind!"
423. "I can fly!"
424. "Well, we haven't really decided on one slogan in particular yet, no..."
425. "And I was like, whoa!"
426. "F*****k*."
427. "It's fruitcake-alicious!"
428. "Dibnah or Norris? "
429. "Does what it says on the tin."
430. "O__o"
431. "Better than going to a party full of people you don't know and watching them get drunk whilst eating 'NiBBles'."
432. "Where FCMidis come to play."
433. "say somethin' funny lolz"
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JK9000 Warnings: 1


Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 1320
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0. "Senseless babble is our forté!"
1. "Marginally Entertaining for your Amusement"
2. "Nous parlons anglais."
3. "[insert slogan here]"
4. "Sometimes featuring updates!"
5. "Generating nonsense since 2002"
6. "Most (read: none) of us don't take drugs."
7. "More children should take drugs."
8. "Please give me drugs. I like drugs. Drug, drug, drug, druggy drug-drug."
11. "We put the 'olf' into Rolf Harris."
13. "May cause inflammation, balding and loss of genitalia."
19. "We need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
20. "Put an end to this madness!"
21. "John Cage is a rocker, and he rocks out."
22. "SHINE GET!"
23. "Rated 'OMG' for Organic Matter Gesticulating."
24. "It's like watching old people fall down the stairs!"
25. "MY EYES!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!"
26. "Not affiliated with Nazism!"
27. "Clinically tested!"
30. "Always talking about music!"
31. "Something witty should go here"
32. "Lacking in official slogans since YOUR MOM."
33. "I had a great slogan idea, but then this happened."
35. "Your favorite Nigerian spamming operation."
36. "Yeah, sorry. This is the best we could do."
38. "Where it's okay to feel sexually attracted to buckets."
41.
42. "Communism that works."
43. "We cannot be held responsibile for the content below!"
44. "No, you did read that correctly."
45. "When equipped, bestows +1 Forum."
46. "30% better than the leading brand!"
48. "Clothing optional."
49. "May offend certain cultural minorities such as Eskimos and the Irish."
50. "It's like gambling, but with even less hope of winning!"
51. "This small child thinks it's rather good."
52. "We're so proud of it, we put our name on it!"
55. "Because .net is l33ter than .com."
57. "More fun than a thousand paper cuts!"
58. "LOL @ 8-95!"
59. "I can't believe you actually clicked that link!"
61. "Better than an acid enema."
63. "Improving Anglo-Russian Relations since 1971"
64. "Licensed to Kill"
65. "Not Going to Take Over The World"
66. "Planning World Domination For 5 Years and Counting"
68. "Officially 73.6% coherent! (Last we checked...)"
70. "Who needs coherence, anyway?"
73. "Purveyor of fine John Cage-whacking implements since 1742"
75. "Our theme song goes like doo...doo.do do do dooo do do dodo"
77. "I really shouldn't be here"
80. "Leeter als dem Wehrmacht"
81. "More mongeese than the average badger's bottom"
82. "Putting the 'ncoher' into 'incoherent'!"
83. "Abandon sanity all ye who enter here."
84. "Are you pondering what we're pondering?"
85. "Thank you Mario! But our sanity is in another forum!"
86. "Of course, we all have lovely bottoms."
87. "Trespassers will be subjected to volleys of comical root vegetables."
88. "Caution: Danger of falling Jelly Pope likely for 40 yards."
89. "A Barry Scott Enterprises® production."
90. "We liek cheese"
91. "Home of Poopsoda!"
92. "Home of Inanimacy Appreciation Week!"
94. "For great justice!"
96. " ;[ "
97.
98. "We don't need no stinkin' moderators!"
99. "A new day, a new inside joke."
100. "A new inside joke, a new joke account."
101. "A new joke account, a new slogan. Probably."
103. "Because FCMidi.com just wasn't enough."
104. "Home of the farkrictic shindig."
105. "Getting signals and turning on main screens since 2101."
106. "Where boys enter and return as crazy drug addicts."
109. "Or would ye rather be a mule?"
113. "Mocking everything since the beginning of time."
114. "a.k.a. the Official Fred Dibnah Fan Club."
115. "Home of anything mentally damaging."
117. "We COULD be helpful, we just don't want to be."
118. "A large part of life's little mysteries."
119. "I came, I saw, I burned a child for charity."
120. "You know it makes sense. Somehow."
121. "This one killed the slogan thread."
124. "Home of the ;[ . No, seriously."
125. "You are required to surrender your Orange Pop at the door. Company policy!"
126. "We average 2.83 coherent posts per day!"
127. "My badger could pwn your badger. ;["
128. "LMAO, PSO, TIVO, TBO. We have them all."
131. "Ich bin ein Fruitcakemidier!"
135. "Home of regional stereotyping..."
136. "Where n00bs rush in and haXX0rs fear to tread."
137. "We staved off a vicious hacking attack by DYNAMITE. I think."
138. "Home of increasingly idiotic version numbers."
139. "This slogan is version 139.4645647, a mango, Barry Chuckle and an evil duvet."
140. "We disembowel chavs... for fun!"
141. "Busy is a relative term."
145. "Whoops, there's the doorbell."
146. "It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... poopsoda?!"
147. "Home of the Spirit of Dibnah."
148. "Only $19.95!"
149. "Insanity guaranteed!"
150. "It's not for the kiddies."
151. "No, our emoticons are not pieces of chocolate or paper bags."
153. "Everyone's doing it!"
154. "If you can't see it, it doesn't exist."
155. "It's, like, talking, but with writing."
159. "Bugger Off ;["
160. "Home of Joe, the Hot Angry Butt Sex fanatic"
162. "If at first you don't succeed, come to FCMidi."
165. "It's good for the heart."
166. "8-95 won't stop us this time!"
168. "If life gives you a thought, post it here. But no spam."
169. "Not responsible for your actions after viewing this material."
172. "Indubitably, good sir."
173. "Well, the random hobos liked it anyway."
174. "O RLY?"
177. "You'll never leave!"
178. "Where nobody can leave PERMANELTY."
179. "Quitting our jibba-jabba since the dawn of time."
183. "A slogan? WHERE?!"
184. "Chocolates.. Or bunnies? "
187. "I think it's supposed to be a paper bag or something..."
190. "Tea and cake or death?"
192. *shifty eyes*
193. "We deny all allegations."
194. "Our forum could beat yours in a fist fight."
195. "Our forum could beat yours in an SSBB match."
196. "Robots in disguise. Some of us, anyway. The cool ones."
200. "Like a movie, but with no climax."
201. "Like a text-based orgasm."
202. "By reading this slogan, you hereby forfeit your soul to us."
203. "By reading this slogan, you hereby agree to give us $1,000,000. Each."
205. "Even misers like TBO love it."
208. "It's for the elite."
209. "A haven for people with no life since 2002!"
210. "Where off-topic becomes on-topic."
213. "Where precussion is loved."
215. "WE ALL HATE ALL CAPS AND EXCESSIVE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!"
217. "Don't feed the Balck Org."
219. "Kicking ass and taking names since a long time ago."
221. "It doesn't taste like chicken."
222. "Better than being forced to watch Barney for three straight days."
226. "Better than a social life!"
227. "Eating children since 1864"
229. "Fred Dibnah wants YOU to join us"
230. "Polar Bears, Europeans and Americans oh my!"
235. "Not for the faint of heart."
237. "More pleasant than nails scratching on a chalkboard."
238. "Home of the arsecrumpet."
243. "Where fans of Mario Accountency, Mario Cop, and Mario Bomber flock."
244. "More confusing than a Rubik's cube!"
245. "Never, ever random. OOH LOOK A FLOATING IGUANA!"
248. "Not for individual resale."
251. "Parse the salt."
252. "A never-ending list of slogans!"
253. "Intelligibility not included."
255. "Don't worry, we don't byte."
256. "Sporktastic."
257. "Dibnahtastic."
258. "Probably illegal."
261. "Spherical objects, skript kiddiez and balding middle-aged German professors, oh my!"
262. "We put the 'awesome' in 'really great'."
266. "FRUITCAKE SMASH!"
267. "I should have stopped thinking up slogans a long time ago."
270. "270 different slogans and counting"
272. "Slogan +1!"
281. "More interesting than a Mary Kate & Ashley video game!"
282. "Using full sentences since 2003!"
286. "This is a lie."
289. "Free random babble since 19-diggedy-six!"
291. "Part of a nutricious breakfast. The other parts being headlice and toddlers."
295. "Crazy in the head. Crazy in the bed."
301. "Actually, that probably wasn't a good idea."
303. "But I wanted the 300th slogan!"
309. "This is the best you'll ever get."
310. "Innit?"
311. "I believe it's officially reached rigamarole status."
316. "It's good shut up shut up."
317. "Random? Us? Naah."
321. "Haha, I got the bugfix. You suck."
323. "Oh buggah!"
326. "Visited by someone who once met Fred Dibnah."
327. "Seriously."
335. "It's like an orgasm.. for your... forum organ?"
337. "Keeps intelligence locked up 'till lunch!"
339. "Lunacy +3 if equipped with Lunacy Booster™."
340. "Please be topical."
342. "In retrospect, your mom."
345. "Protecting the wild fruitcake since 1200 B.C."
346. "Well, son... when a fruitcake and a MIDI are very much in love..."
348. "The Commodore says NO!"
352. "Roll a Will save to keep your sanity. DC 50."
353. "Get offa mah lawn, you mugger buggerin' hooligans! ;[ - TBO"
356. "Look! A can of orange pop!"
357. "Home of BILLINO."
360. "Sorry, we're oot in a boot"
361. "Parse the salt, mate"
362. "We don't endorse abducting children with body bags"
363. "Where the mind is AFK."
369. "Eroding at your sanity since 2002."
374. "Ladies and Gentlemen, you will get wet."
377. "You're next."
378. "Smurof idim ekac tiurf ot emoclew!"
380. "We live for the pi."
384. <( "I am an intelli-gent." )
389. "Home to crazy stalker paedophiles like you."
390. "Just add water!"
392. "Handle with care."
393. "Makes you feel all tingly inside."
395. "There is no cow level."
396. "FCMidi"
399. "Cakes.. made of fruits? You must be crazy!"
407. "How do you mix fruit, music and cakes?"
408. "You may pass."
411. " "
412. "<3"
413. "It's for charity."
415. "Double-you tree eff, mate?"
416. "We have friends." *shifty eyes*
418. "Look below for interactivity."
419. "The only good orange juice on the internet."
420. "Be aware!"
422. "It will blow your mind!"
427. "It's fruitcake-alicious!"
428. "Dibnah or Norris? "
429. "Does what it says on the tin."
430. "O__o"
432. "Where FCMidis come to play." |
A BETTER LIST 'K.
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Damian Honorary Fruitcake Flunkie

Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 2424 Location: In the clouds.
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:37 am Post subject: |
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Uh...wasn't there like... a slogan list file? XD _________________ when the world is sick, can't no one be well? but i dreamt we was all beautiful and strong
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Izzhov is not something that you just dump something on

Joined: 05 Oct 2007 Posts: 5543 Location: Meaningless Island
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:33 am Post subject: |
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| Damian wrote: | | Uh...wasn't there like... a slogan list file? XD |
Probably, but I just wanted to increase my words per post ranking.
Also, did you know that [insert meaningful comment here which is not just a lame attempt to do what was previously described, i.e. to increase the words per post]?
@JK9000: YOU TOOK OUT "SENSELESS TROUSERS IS YOUR MOTHER, SOLDIER!" YOU MUST BURN!!! _________________ BRAND NEW FCMidi Forums! |
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LynkStar is rapidly attaining fiery deathytude

Joined: 25 Jun 2007 Posts: 1559 Location: IN YOUR FAAAAACE
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:50 am Post subject: |
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May I personally suggest the removal of 384? I made it and now I dislike it.  _________________ :3 |
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Damian Honorary Fruitcake Flunkie

Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 2424 Location: In the clouds.
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:39 am Post subject: |
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You know... I don't think I've seen half of these... _________________ when the world is sick, can't no one be well? but i dreamt we was all beautiful and strong
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Izzhov is not something that you just dump something on

Joined: 05 Oct 2007 Posts: 5543 Location: Meaningless Island
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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| LynkStar wrote: | May I personally suggest the removal of 384? I made it and now I dislike it.  |
Sure. I think anyone who made a slogan can retract them, but only the people who made them.
So... what's the situation on making new slogans? Shall we do so? Shall we not do so? Shall we... dance? _________________ BRAND NEW FCMidi Forums! |
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