Fruitcake MIDI Forum Treasury

Damian

So it got Treasury'd. Let's start a new one. For those who don't know/don't remember, add exactly three words to the story per post and make an utterly preposterous story.

Here we go:

In the beginning
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Izzhov

In the beginning, Moe created an

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So the next word has to start with a vowel.

LynkStar · Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:55 am Post subject:

In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He
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Genius_41 · is a stale Arsecrumpet™ Joined: 03 Jul 2007 Posts: 170

In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He did so because

LynkStar · Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:02 am Post subject:

In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He did so because he was so
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The_Worminator · Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:51 pm Post subject:

In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He did so because he was so tremendously aroused by
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[quote="Tommy"]Tinytim got it.
At a guess he probably stopped playing it after 5 minutes.
He said he liked to look at the instruction book as it has a man having an erection inside it.[/quote]

Izzhov · Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:56 pm Post subject:

In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He did so because he was so tremendously aroused by huge explosions. But

Ricky · is doing a barrel roll! Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 443

In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He did so because he was so tremendously aroused by huge explosions. But a crocodile came
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Compassion is the radicalism of our time.
- The Dalai Lama

Sammich Ultima · Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 4:17 pm Post subject:

In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He did so because he was so tremendously aroused by huge explosions. But a crocodile came everywhere, and it

The_Worminator · Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:33 am Post subject:

In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He did so because he was so tremendously aroused by huge explosions. But a crocodile came everywhere, and it took ages to
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[quote="Tommy"]Tinytim got it.
At a guess he probably stopped playing it after 5 minutes.
He said he liked to look at the instruction book as it has a man having an erection inside it.[/quote]

Genius_41 · is a stale Arsecrumpet™ Joined: 03 Jul 2007 Posts: 170

In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He did so because he was so tremendously aroused by huge explosions. But a crocodile came everywhere, and it took ages to circumnavigate the vast

LynkStar · Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:47 pm Post subject:

In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He did so because he was so tremendously aroused by huge explosions. But a crocodile came everywhere, and it took ages to circumnavigate the vast with a sponge.
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Izzhov · Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:27 pm Post subject:

I didn't realize that vast can also be a noun until I looked it up in the dictionary just now.

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In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He did so because he was so tremendously aroused by huge explosions. But a crocodile came everywhere, and it took ages to circumnavigate the vast with a sponge. After this cleanup,

LynkStar · Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:45 pm Post subject:

To be fair, I misread it as mast. Razz

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In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He did so because he was so tremendously aroused by huge explosions. But a crocodile came everywhere, and it took ages to circumnavigate the vast with a sponge. After this cleanup, the crocodile said
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:3

Ricky · is doing a barrel roll! Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 443

In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He did so because he was so tremendously aroused by huge explosions. But a crocodile came everywhere, and it took ages to circumnavigate the vast with a sponge. After this cleanup, the crocodile said atom bombs are
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Compassion is the radicalism of our time.
- The Dalai Lama

The_Worminator · Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:33 am Post subject:

In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He did so because he was so tremendously aroused by huge explosions. But a crocodile came everywhere, and it took ages to circumnavigate the vast with a sponge. After this cleanup, the crocodile said atom bombs are a leading cause
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[quote="Tommy"]Tinytim got it.
At a guess he probably stopped playing it after 5 minutes.
He said he liked to look at the instruction book as it has a man having an erection inside it.[/quote]

Sammich Ultima · Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:14 am Post subject:

In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He did so because he was so tremendously aroused by huge explosions. But a crocodile came everywhere, and it took ages to circumnavigate the vast with a sponge. After this cleanup, the crocodile said atom bombs are a leading cause of colorectal cancer.

LynkStar · Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:26 pm Post subject:

In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He did so because he was so tremendously aroused by huge explosions. But a crocodile came everywhere, and it took ages to circumnavigate the vast with a sponge. After this cleanup, the crocodile said atom bombs are a leading cause of colorectal cancer. This made Moe
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:3

Izzhov · Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:13 pm Post subject:

In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He did so because he was so tremendously aroused by huge explosions. But a crocodile came everywhere, and it took ages to circumnavigate the vast with a sponge. After this cleanup, the crocodile said atom bombs are a leading cause of colorectal cancer. This made Moe even more aroused.

Damian · Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:43 am Post subject:

In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He did so because he was so tremendously aroused by huge explosions. But a crocodile came everywhere, and it took ages to circumnavigate the vast with a sponge. After this cleanup, the crocodile said atom bombs are a leading cause of colorectal cancer. This made Moe even more aroused. He decided to
_________________
when the world is sick, can't no one be well? but i dreamt we was all beautiful and strong
-
listen to my music!
-
facebook | twitter | last.fm | youtube

LynkStar · Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:00 am Post subject:

In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He did so because he was so tremendously aroused by huge explosions. But a crocodile came everywhere, and it took ages to circumnavigate the vast with a sponge. After this cleanup, the crocodile said atom bombs are a leading cause of colorectal cancer. This made Moe even more aroused. He decided to do something about
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:3

Sammich Ultima · Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:23 pm Post subject:

In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He did so because he was so tremendously aroused by huge explosions. But a crocodile came everywhere, and it took ages to circumnavigate the vast with a sponge. After this cleanup, the crocodile said atom bombs are a leading cause of colorectal cancer. This made Moe even more aroused. He decided to do something about his arresting libido

The_Worminator · Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 5:25 am Post subject:

In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He did so because he was so tremendously aroused by huge explosions. But a crocodile came everywhere, and it took ages to circumnavigate the vast with a sponge. After this cleanup, the crocodile said atom bombs are a leading cause of colorectal cancer. This made Moe even more aroused. He decided to do something about his arresting libido by whipping out
_________________
[quote="Tommy"]Tinytim got it.
At a guess he probably stopped playing it after 5 minutes.
He said he liked to look at the instruction book as it has a man having an erection inside it.[/quote]

Ricky · is doing a barrel roll! Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 443

In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He did so because he was so tremendously aroused by huge explosions. But a crocodile came everywhere, and it took ages to circumnavigate the vast with a sponge. After this cleanup, the crocodile said atom bombs are a leading cause of colorectal cancer. This made Moe even more aroused. He decided to do something about his arresting libido by whipping out a trout from
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Compassion is the radicalism of our time.
- The Dalai Lama

Izzhov · Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:47 pm Post subject:

In the beginning, Moe created an atom bomb. He did so because he was so tremendously aroused by huge explosions. But a crocodile came everywhere, and it took ages to circumnavigate the vast with a sponge. After this cleanup, the crocodile said atom bombs are a leading cause of colorectal cancer. This made Moe even more aroused. He decided to do something about his arresting libido by whipping out a trout from his trou(t)sers and