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Dr Fruitcake
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 Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:03 pm Post subject: New titles wooo~ |
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Oh yeah, I forgot to mention this earlier... But in case anybody is just that oblivious, I added a new system of titles. 
I can't be arsed to copy over the list right now but you'll discover them in due time as you lot post your bleepin' heads off. 
So... go on! Post! Snap to it! Bleepin' heads an' such-like!
Titles Discovered Thus Far
(0) ... is a postless loser
(1) ... is a nubcake
(5) ... is a stale nubcake
(10) ... is a bum
(15) ... is a bum with a rather impressive beard
(25) ... is a right git
(40) ... is a wrong git
(65) ... is a mugger-buggerin' hooligan
(100) ... is an Arsecrumpet™
(150) ... is a stale Arsecrumpet™
(200) ... is YOUR MOM (ohhhhh)
(300) ... THIS.. IS.. FRUITCAKE TOWN!!
(301) ... is your father (NOOOOO)
(400) ... is doing a barrel roll!
(404) ... ERROR: TITLE NOT FOUND
(500) ... is too sexy for this forum
(600) ... is acquiring a reputation for loquacity
(666) ... is t3h s4t4nz OH NOES
(667) ... is to blame
(750) ... is the root of all evil
(850) ... believes IT'S A TRAP
(1000) ... is in the conservatory with a lead pipe
(1250) ... is in the billiard room with a revolver
(1337) ... is 73h 1337 H4X0Rz d00d
(1500) ... is rapidly attaining fiery deathytude
(2000) ... Awesomeness Level = "Cage"
(2500) ... Awesomeness Level = "Prince Michael"
(3000) ... Awesomeness Level = "Dibnah"
(4000) ... is WICKED SICK
(??)
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kaoskastle
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| Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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I <3 the new titles. The first time I saw "kaoskastle is a bum with a rather impressive beard" I was rolling over laughing.
Great work. |
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Damian
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| Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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No more composers!? Ah well, these are hilarious from what I've seen. XD Nice.
Also I am an Honorary Fruitcake Flunkie. Bonus points.
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Aubergine-Head
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| Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:25 am Post subject: |
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Woo! Kinda sad that I'm a bum but, Timothy is a git. Which makes life all better.
Edit: Now I have a beard. 
Oh well. |
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chzrm3
Awesomeness Level = "Dibnah"
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| Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:48 pm Post subject: XD |
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| kaoskastle wrote: | I <3 the new titles. The first time I saw "kaoskastle is a bum with a rather impressive beard" I was rolling over laughing.
Great work. |
Yeah that's def the best one.
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00tinytim00
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| Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Never in my life have I aspired to be a right git. |
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Dr Fruitcake
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| Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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| 00tinytim00 wrote: | | Never in my life have I aspired to be a right git. |
Hrm. Pity, that. Well, at least in fifteen more posts you can look forward to being something completely different.
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JK9000
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| Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Would is be worse or better to be a wrong git? |
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Dr Fruitcake
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| Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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Dammit, JK! You've ruined Christmas!
...Seriously, did you cheat and look at the titles list, or are you just that psychic?
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JK9000
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| Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Just talkin'. I am pleasently surprised, however, to discover my precognative powers are apparently in full effect. |
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00tinytim00
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:20 am Post subject: |
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You spoiled it for everyone, JK.  |
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The Dragon
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:13 am Post subject: |
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Damnit.
Chzrm, we need your help to save Christmas! Again!
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kaoskastle
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:49 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, Fruitz, can you give us just a number-of-posts list without the names of the titles themselves? Or is it ALL supposed to be a surprise?
I just want to anticipate when my title will change next. |
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Damian
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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Probably at 50.
I see you are a wrong git right now. XD
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kaoskastle
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Damian wrote: | Probably at 50.
I see you are a wrong git right now. XD |
I guess we'll find out right as I hit "submit", now won't we? |
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Dr Fruitcake
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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*edits the first post*
Yeah, there's not one at 50. But worry not; it's not that far off.
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kaoskastle
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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Awesome. Thanks, Doctor.
But how do I get my post count to ??? |
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Dr Fruitcake
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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1. Find a topic that looks interesting.
2. (Optional step) Read the posts others have already written in said topic.
3. Click the "Post Reply" button and type in a message of your own.
4. Lather, rinse, repeat.
5. ????
6. PROFIT!
As you can see, step 5 is the key. So just work on perfecting that, and you'll achieve your dreams in no time at all. 
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Damian
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:28 pm Post subject: |
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You beat me to that punch, Kevin. I thought of the same thing.
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The Dragon
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:10 pm Post subject: |
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Some of us have step 5 down, but are still working on step 3. No matter though, I have a shiny Custom Title.
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kaoskastle
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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Dang it! Step 5 involves ????! I HATE ????!
Ugh. This will be a tough one.
...If I skip past part of step 3 by using Quick Reply, do I have to start over or is it acceptable? |
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Dr Fruitcake
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:39 am Post subject: |
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Shhhhh.
You can, but don't speak so loud or everybody will want to do that. See, Quick Reply is basically a forum cheat code. But you mustn't tell too many people about it because the consequences could be catastrophic. Before you know it, the Post Reply button will become neglected, slip into chronic depression, and probably throw itself off the top of Mount Gobbledygook. And we don't want that.
*shifty eyes*
Also, this conversation never happened.
*ninja vanish!*
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Damian
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:34 am Post subject: |
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Huh, that was weird. I thought Kevin posted after kaos's question or something. Must be imagining things...
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kaoskastle
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Damian wrote: | | Huh, that was weird. I thought Kevin posted after kaos's question or something. Must be imagining things... |
Uhm, every time I've asked a question he posted afterwards. What are you talking aboot?
edit: NEW TITLE. Not sure if I got it at 65 or 66 or what (65 makes infinite amounts more sense than 66, but). I am now a mugger-buggerin' hooligan.
Yeah, that works. |
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