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Bucket Man
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 Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:17 pm Post subject: [2008] Bucket Man: Season Two! |
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Greetings, young mofos! I am Bucket Man! The only man in the universe who has ever placed a bucket atop his own head! I also have superpowers! Probably x-ray vision or something!
Anyways, uh... it's time for Season Two of Bucket Man! Yeah!
Bucket Man, protecting the world from inanimate objects worldwide!
Whenever a stapler is in need of staples, I will be there!
Whenever a shoe is being overly trodden upon, I will be there!
Whenever a box of tissues is being held up by two pencils, I will be there!
*Bucket Man theme music plays.*
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*Bucket Man theme music plays, God damn it!*
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*Bucket Man breaks down and cries.*
Alright! I admit it! There is no Bucket Man Season Two! The first season got such low ratings that it was cancelled! I may as well just tell you my true identity...!*
...hey... wait a second...!
I've just had a brilliant idea! MOTHERFORKING BRILLIANT!
I shall hold... a sweepstakes! Yes... yes... a sweepstakes! It shall be the grandest of sweepstakes, with all the finest bells and whistles! Here are the details of said sweepstakes!:
1) The first person to guess my true identity will win a fabulous reward!
2) Said person must provide at least three good pieces of evidence to back up their hypothesis!
3) I'll be the judge of whether a piece of evidence is good or not!
4) If that person is right, they'll win a fabulous prize!
5) Fabulous I say!
6) You only have until the end of this year's I.A.W. to figure it out!
7) Many will enter, few will win!
8) Moderators please don't enter the contest or help any of the other entrants! :(
I just know this will help me re-ingratiate myself with the former producers of my show! Somehow! When they see my fat stacks of cash they can't refuse!
In the meantime, I shall also designate this glorious thread as "Bucket Man's Advice Column In Addition!"
...I'm not going to put a lot of effort up front here due to the likelihood of this failing, but ask me your burning questions and I will answer them to the best of my ability! Girls, fashion, cars, electronics, parents, school, DUIs, whatever, I WILL ADVISE YOU!
Also, you can ask me some questions about myself personally and I might answer them too!
LET THE GAMES BEGIN! What games?
*I'm not really Marshall Mathers! It's called acting, you fool!
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noenvy
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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-Dear Bucketman:
I am a fan of vegthro and everyone is making fun of it. What do I do? Do I rip on their fan[s:8f4bcc21a9]dumb[/s:8f4bcc21a9]doms too? Or do I admit it is the nerdiest thing in existence and deal?
Or do I just kill everyone's firstborn?
-Nerd Queen
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Ricky
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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It's Cheese Monkey. My evidence? Simple deduction, Watson.
It's not Dr. F.
It's not Dragon.
It could be Commie, but it's not. He's off playing Dagorhir or the bagpipes or something.
It's Cheese Monkey.
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Izzhov
is not something that you just dump something on
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:39 pm Post subject: |
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| El Ornitorrinco wrote: | It's Cheese Monkey. My evidence? Simple deduction, Watson.
It's not Dr. F.
It's not Dragon.
It could be Commie, but it's not. He's off playing Dagorhir or the bagpipes or something.
It's Cheese Monkey. |
Why isn't it Dr. F? Why not JK9000? Why does it have to be a moderator?
We need Detective Shadow Blade in here. He'll help us sort this all out.
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dPaladin
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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i'll second cm based on this one post i've seen
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JK9000
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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| BUCKET MAN IS NO MODERATOR. |
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Izzhov
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:08 pm Post subject: |
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Well that clears that up... unless Bucket Man is JK9000 himself. O_O
omg conspiracy
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Damian
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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I say it's CM because
1) CM always does joke accounts for our festivities
2) He/she says many things that sound like things CM would say
3) Bandwagoning.
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dPaladin
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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i change my vote to izzhov
reasons: I KEEP MY OWN COUNSEL
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JK9000
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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| It's not CM or any other moderator. Seriously. I know who it is but I don't want to completely spoil it. |
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dPaladin
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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yeeeeeeeeah with nobody else
cuz when i counsel alone
I PREFER TO BE BY MYSEEEEEEEEEEEEEELF
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Izzhov
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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| dPaladin wrote: | i change my vote to izzhov
reasons: I KEEP MY OWN COUNSEL |
I bet it's Blank.
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dPaladin
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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i tried to remember who it was but i drew a
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question mark
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Bucket Man
is a bum with a rather impressive beard
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Location: Fighting crime wherever it may be!
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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Let me start off by saying this: what the hell is wrong with you people! Vague intuition does not mean the same thing as evidence! Evidence means concrete examples to back up your claims! Damian's points are potential evidence, but he needs examples! Like, Captain Uberbucket is an example to back up Damian's first point! And so on! I wouldn't be surprised if you actually had to do some research in order to find said examples!
With that out of the way, let's move on to the advisory section of this post, wherein I advise people!
| noenvy wrote: | -Dear Bucketman:
I am a fan of vegthro and everyone is making fun of it. What do I do? Do I rip on their fan[s:757e5816f3]dumb[/s:757e5816f3]doms too? Or do I admit it is the nerdiest thing in existence and deal?
Or do I just kill everyone's firstborn?
-Nerd Queen |
Never fear, Nerd Queen! Here is what you must do!
If they continue, complain to a moderator! The moderator may find it in his or her discretion to b& the everloving crap out of whomever is saying such pointy, pointy words!
If that doesn't work, kill them all! Don't even give them a chance to have children! That would be "merciful!"
Alright, folks, I'll see you sometime later or something! Try to figure out who I am by acting like detectives instead of conspiracy theorists! One last thing before I go!
| dPaladin wrote: | i tried to remember who it was but i drew a
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I see what you did there!
Speaking of doing things, tell your mother I owe here $20!
Also, remind me to tell you you just lost the game!
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Bucket Man is number one in the land;
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Shadow Blade
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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*1000th POST w00tzorz*
Thank you, Izzhov.
WELL lets see our list of suspects:
[s:644a56973a]Any moderator[/s:644a56973a]
[s:644a56973a]Upsilon[/s:644a56973a]
[s:644a56973a]Lynkstar[/s:644a56973a]
[s:644a56973a]Izzhov[/s:644a56973a]
[s:644a56973a]Damian[/s:644a56973a]
[s:644a56973a]Xenofan[/s:644a56973a]
[s:644a56973a]Any of the McTims[/s:644a56973a]
[s:644a56973a]Tommy[/s:644a56973a]
[s:644a56973a]Me[/s:644a56973a]
[s:644a56973a]Fragmentor[/s:644a56973a]
It could only be...
RED HARRING.
Whoever that is.
Idk, I'm tired. Leave a detective alone to sleep. ZZZZzzzzzz.
Btw I lost the game. 
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Izzhov
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Shadow Blade wrote: | | *1000th POST w00tzorz* |
I take it you've performed the necessary rituals?
Bucket Man, I need some advice: How do I hack into a Macbook at my school and gain administrative privileges?
EDIT: Alright guys, I think we can safely conclude that Cheese Monkey is not Bucket Man. He's trying to bait us into believing that with the small text at the end of his post.
Either that or Cheese Monkey is not very good at disguising the identity of his joke accounts.
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c0j1r0
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Shadow Blade wrote: | WELL lets see our list of suspects:
[s:bb9f58e42f]Any moderator[/s:bb9f58e42f]
[s:bb9f58e42f]Upsilon[/s:bb9f58e42f]
[s:bb9f58e42f]Lynkstar[/s:bb9f58e42f]
[s:bb9f58e42f]Izzhov[/s:bb9f58e42f]
[s:bb9f58e42f]Damian[/s:bb9f58e42f]
[s:bb9f58e42f]Xenofan[/s:bb9f58e42f]
[s:bb9f58e42f]Any of the McTims[/s:bb9f58e42f]
[s:bb9f58e42f]Tommy[/s:bb9f58e42f]
[s:bb9f58e42f]Me[/s:bb9f58e42f]
[s:bb9f58e42f]Fragmentor[/s:bb9f58e42f]
It could only be...
RED HARRING.
Whoever that is.
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How long has Xenofan been gone?
I vote it's not me; I'm not clever enough and/or around/in the loop enough to come up with this.
Darn you bucket man, you've eluded me once again!
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Izzhov
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:05 pm Post subject: |
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| c0j1r0 wrote: | | How long has Xenofan been gone? |
Too long.
| c0j1r0 wrote: | I vote it's not me; I'm not clever enough and/or around/in the loop enough to come up with this.
Darn you bucket man, you've eluded me once again! |
IT'S HIM
BURN THE WITCH
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dPaladin
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:05 pm Post subject: Re: Bucket Man: Season Two! |
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i'll go ahead and post what i think. the worst that can happen is i'll be wrong and look dumb:
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| Bucket Man wrote: | | MOTHERFORKING |
no one says this but izzhov. i'm not kidding. run a search on the boards for it.
2) izzhov never said it wasn't him and bucket man never even acknowledged my post but that might be because i didn't present any evidence
3) who would put that much time into something like this? well, izzhov would last year. also, this year. it can't be cm because it said "God damn" and that's a commandment breaker
4) BONUS EVIDENCE: Gratuitous! Use of exclamation points!
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dPaladin
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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and if this is wrong i have more evidence piling up in favor of someone else. basically everyone but me
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Bucket Man
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:14 pm Post subject: You just won the Game! |
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| dPaladin wrote: | i'll go ahead and post what i think. the worst that can happen is i'll be wrong and look dumb:
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| Bucket Man wrote: | | MOTHERFORKING |
no one says this but izzhov. i'm not kidding. run a search on the boards for it.
2) izzhov never said it wasn't him and bucket man never even acknowledged my post but that might be because i didn't present any evidence
3) who would put that much time into something like this? well, izzhov would last year. also, this year. it can't be cm because it said "God damn" and that's a commandment breaker
4) BONUS EVIDENCE: Gratuitous! Use of exclamation points! |
Holy crap! You're motherforking observant! This was way earlier than I expected! See, I didn't actually expect anyone to have the motivation to actually do research or anything!
Anyways, you're right! One thing I might add is that CM is an agnostic so he probably doesn't care about breaking the Ten Commandments, but I'll let that one slide anyways!
Thanks to you, I'll have the fat stacks of cash I need to get back on track and do another season next year!
What's your reward, you ask?! You get to guest star in the first episode of the new season!
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Bucket Man is number one in the land;
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dPaladin
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kaoskastle
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| Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:03 am Post subject: |
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| can you still answer our most troubling questions though |
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Ricky
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| Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:24 am Post subject: |
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Can mine still count? I never would have guessed Izzhov because I've only read like, 50 of his posts, and 10 of Izzhov's posts are like one normal post, so I've really only read 5.
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Damian
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| Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:30 am Post subject: |
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I didn't consider Izzhov because I thought he wasn't around for last year's celebrations. And then I checked the member list and was like "oh."
I also noticed the "motherforking" but instead of being smart and searching the boards, I thought I just remembered that being a CM word, too.
Well, I'm surprised.
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