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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



I keep trying to shrink it, but the forum won't play. Damnit.

And by this image, I mean "wind".
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



According to wikipedia, a vacuum chamber. Thus devoid of air and air pressure. And wind. You get it.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some of these objects arent inanimate, so this game has already met flaws. Oh and I wasnt kidding about my first post, it really WAS called the "Magic Rod", not "Fire Rod" in Link's Awakening. I would know. I beat the friggin' game on my GBC & GBA a million times. Seriously.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hm, I must have been thinking of the one from ALTTP.

Nonetheless:


Your vacuum chamber is mo match for Henry the vacuum cleaner!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



A vacuum cleaner that is actually used by people would have to win out, methinks.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



Nature abhors a vacuum.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wood chipper eats nature!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

An army of ferocious screwdrivers quickly disassembles your wood chipper, piece by piece.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does anyone else think that nominating 'nature' as an inanimate object is a biiiiiiit of a stretch? Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mike wrote:
Does anyone else think that nominating 'nature' as an inanimate object is a biiiiiiit of a stretch? Razz


Srsly. It is, like, the opposite of inanimate.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shovel digs trench, thereby channeling the molten lava away.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A shovel cannot penetrate pure concrete!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, but a jackhammer can.

I think.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It don't work with no power.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


Pliers will bend those prongs back into shape!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pliers can't bend a girder!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But a plasma cutter can cut that girder down to size.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


If you try using a plasma cutter on a bomb, it will splode.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quick! Call in the Bomb Disposal Unit!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oi!



"Not inanimate! Yellow card for you, matey."
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LynkStar wrote:
Quick! Call in the Bomb Disposal Unit!


But that's animate! I think we should ignore all posts of animate things from now on.

EDIT: Dang, Upsilon beat me to it.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay.



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



Pliers cannot cut fingernails!
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