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Izzhov

I think this is on-topic enough. Let's put our heads together and try to figure out what the fork this thing is for so we can go ahead and appreciate it already.*

*If you know what I mean. Nice Work

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Tommy · Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:52 am Post subject:

I hate Saw.

So maybe you lie in the middle and the boards come up and hug you and do this repeatedly. I'm guessing the bit at the top is for placing books face down to read them at the same time.

Don't know why it has to be so tall though.

Any other ideas?
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LynkStar · Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:03 pm Post subject:

I can't see any explanation apart from Tommy's.

Actually, I can't see any explanation.
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Tommy · Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:09 pm Post subject:

Well you found it somewhere. Where did you find it? Maybe they left a clue there.
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LynkStar · Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:21 pm Post subject:

I can't remember where it came from. :/
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Tommy · Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:32 pm Post subject:

For Adolescent Psychopharmacology.
Yes! It is great for autistic children!
Temple Grandin, PhD noticed that cattle in a tight chute immediately calmed down from the deep pressure.

Just roll your child up in a blanket, or gently squeeze your child between sofa cushions!

Deep pressure is an essential sensation for many individuals with autism. So, experiment a bit and find the best way to provide deep pressure for your child.
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Damian · Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:53 pm Post subject:

IT'S FOR SQUEEZING
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Izzhov · Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:37 pm Post subject:

BUT WHY
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Damian · Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:52 pm Post subject:

braaaaaaaaaaaaaains
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kaoskastle · Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:53 pm Post subject:

Because the machine is run entirely by zombies, you see.

Izzhov · Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:21 pm Post subject:

I believe Lynkstar may have stumbled upon the best inanimate object ever.
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Tommy · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:47 am Post subject:

But if it squeezes you then it must be animate.
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Izzhov · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:29 am Post subject:

that's like saying that robots are animate jus' cuz they laser you to DEATH (lol) Cool

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dPaladin · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:47 am Post subject:

DEATH LOL

inanimate just means non-living, amirite

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Dr Fruitcake · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:59 am Post subject:

I think it's quite obvious that the hug machine is simply a robot in disguise.

As such, I appreciate it.
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Izzhov · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:58 pm Post subject:

But now I'm concerned if what if it enslaves the human race and it gives us all too many hugs. Sad

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Tommy · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:04 pm Post subject:

That's what the crack team of Autistic people are for.
Just as long as the machine doesn't show them the colour yellow, they'll be fine.

[/got all his info on autistic people from The Curious Incident]
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Izzhov · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:18 pm Post subject:

Not all autistic people detest the color yellow, nor are all of them necessarily good at maths.

Almost all of them hate being touched, though, whether it be by a person or an inanimate hug machine.

Actually this hug machine would make a good cruel and unusual punishment for autistic convicts.
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Damian · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:59 pm Post subject:

Izzhov · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:26 pm Post subject:

It's a minicon!

Transformers: "Gotta catch 'em all."

Oh hey, Transformers don't have souls, so they're technically inanimate, amirite?

Transformers are pretty cool.
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Dr Fruitcake · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:33 am Post subject:

Oh, that thing's got Decepticon written all over it.

It lures you in with the prospect of a nice, innocent hug... and then... well... Let's just say he's picked up a few techniques from a fellow Decepticon who transforms into the "free candy" van.

Shadow Blade · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:38 am Post subject:

Are you sure that it's not a Republi-con?
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Doctor Phileas Fragg · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:21 pm Post subject:

Dr Fruitcake · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:58 pm Post subject:

Doctor Phileas Fragg · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:34 pm Post subject:

I'S CUMPOOTUR STOOPUD
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