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Upsilon · Last edited by Upsilon on Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:31 am; edited 12 times in total

i am dungeon master

you can be

-elf
-dwarf
-troll
-human
-wizard
-silmarillion
-sprite
-zora
-charmander
-final fantasy guy
-saiyan
-fairy
-faerie
-werewolf
-morrowind
-vampire

or any other kind of species you want really

you can post your stats and weapons and dice-rolls if you want but honestly we can do without that. whatever floats your boat

i'll tell you your scenario once everyone has joined

the rules are strictly lenient

have fun

PLAYER ROSTER
ACTIVE PLAYERS
-Edward (charmeleon, played by lynkstar)
-NotSephiroth (half-elf, half-dragon, played by jk9000)
-Bloodhoof (tauren, played by chzrm3)
-D12 (chicken, played by sam)
-Manderchar (morrowind, played by yoshgunn)
-Zul'gun (troll, played by dr fruitcake)
-Shadow Blade (Sheikah, played by Shadow Blade)
-Colin (human, played by Izzhov)
-Archibald (wizard, played by Damian)

INFREQUENT/LAPSED PLAYERS
-Ukami (zora, played by kaoskastle)
-Jack (human, played by the_worminator)

PLAYERS WHO POSTED ONCE OR TWICE AND THEN DID NOTHING ELSE
-a thief (species and name undisclosed, played by the black orb)
-a barbarian (name undisclosed, half-orc, played by the midnight thunderboy)
-Dwardio Crumbbeard (human, played by 00tinytim00)
-Serenity Moonflower (werewolf, played by lucca majere)

EX-PLAYERS
-Cheddar Ape (human?, played by cheese monkey)
-Dikbe Giantkiller (dwarf, played by Tdlicrfth)

INVENTORY
damn i haven't been keeping track of this. oh well

CURRENT SITUATION
Edward, D12, Zul'Gun, NotSephiroth, Manderchar, Colin and Shadow Blade are on the road to the Shri'aff Desert with a hansom cab and some injured horses
Bloodhoof is at Handsome Hans' Hansom Hire
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LynkStar · Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 8:22 am Post subject:

I IS A CHARMANDER

i have scratch and flamethrower and metronome and hydro pump and whatever the hell other moves i want

i have all the stats
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Upsilon · Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 8:41 am Post subject:

lynk your char needs a name.

let's face it the unenlightened age when all pokemans were called by their species name is behind us

also maybe some backstory might be appropriate unless your charmander just spontaneously and confusingly popped into existence which i guess would also be cool
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The Black Orb · The Anti-Awesome Joined: 25 Jun 2007 Posts: 87

Imma be a thief. my specialty is poison trap detecting lol

my backstory is that im dark and mysterious and a total engima.

LynkStar · Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:42 am Post subject:

my charmanders name is edward the charmander because his name is edward and hes a charmander which makes sense if you think about it

his parents were called edward and edward but one was female which made the name a bit misleading at times. his dad edward was an edwardian actor and his mum edward was an edwardian actress. they lived in an edwardian house made from the wood of the edwardia tree.

edward learned how to do every single move from his friends. he had lots of friends one of every species in fact and they all owe him major favours so he can call them up any time and get them to help him which is cool.

he once met ash from pokemans and kicked his ass

he has two arch rivals called edward the squirtle and edward the bulbasaur. theyre always on his back but not literally i mean it as in the phrase.

hes the best charmander ever. he dreams of one day evolving into a charmeleon and then eventually a charizard because charizards are like super cool. in fact hes level 15 so hes only one level away from becoming a charmeleon which is cool.
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Upsilon · Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:41 am Post subject:

what a thief with no name or even species

do you expect me to believe this madness
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LynkStar · Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:00 pm Post subject:

you cant be so enigmatic that you dont have a species

i mean seriously you guys that makes no sense
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Cheese Monkey · Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 1:17 pm Post subject:

I refuse to succumb to this level of geekiness. Spycraft or GTFO. ;[
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JK9000 · Warnings: 1 Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 1320

My guy is named NotSephiroth and his class is Flaming Swordsman. His race is half-elf, half-dragon and also he's a vampire only he can walk in the sun and doesn't have to drink blood except when he feels like it. He has a pet mudkip named Eragon who's magic so he's nine times stronger than all the other mudkips and Eragon and NotSepthiroth are best friends and also Eragon can turn into a hot elf chick whenever NotSephiroth wants and they tottaly have sex. Score.

As for backstory when NotSephiroth was little he was known as the best Flaming Swordsman ever even though he was really young and because he was so young everybody thought he was the coolest and all the chicks wanted to sleep with them and they did even though he was like 4 years old (but still the best Flaming Swordsman, I mean when you're the best Flaming Swordsmen at 4 years old you know your cool).

But then one day his parents and brothers and hot sisters and grandparents and friends were killed and actually his whole hometown was burned and only he survived and so he was filled with Burning Revenge. Burning like the good kind not like the fire that killed everyone.

The one who burned his village was a really evil super-thief named Slygar the Crooked so NotSepthiroth went to train with the Legendary Flaming Master whose name was JapaneseName. JapaneseName was the master of all Flaming Sword skills and was really old so NotSephiroth was actually a little better even though he was really young but he still learned alot and actually probably taught the Flaming Master becuase he's just that good even though he's really young. NotSephiroth and JapaneseName became best teacher-student friends even though JapaneseName was a pervert and regularlly stole panties and sodomized young boys.

But then Slygar the Crooked also killed JapaneseName on a hilltop at midnight with swords and JapansesName probably would have won except Slygar the Crooked cheated and also JapaneseName was really old and NotSephiroth would have be able to win but he was watching to whole thing from the sidelines and was crying manly tears.

Anyway JapaneseName died and NotSephiroth was filled with even more Burning Revenge so he went to be an apprentice Thatcher in a nearby down of Longshire and was getting to be pretty good at it when his master was also killed by Slygar the Crooked and NotSepthiroth was filled with even more Burning Revenge.

So that's NotSepthiroth his special skills include leaning on walls moodily and wearing back leather and scoring with elf chicks (only hot elf chicks though he doesn't sleep with fat chicks) and also he's really good at card games he's like the best Yu-Gi-Oh player ever and has 4 Blue-Eyes White Dragon cards and even Exodia. He is also a master Flaming Swordsman even though he's really young and his best attack is FIRE SWORD and that's when he yells out "FIRE SWORD!" and his Japanese Katana glows bright red and it kills in one hit and it looks really cool. Also he has moderate thatching skills.

Cheese Monkey · Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:01 pm Post subject:

The Midnight Thunderboy · Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:07 pm Post subject:

I call half-orc barbarian.

JK9000 · Warnings: 1 Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 1320

timelyminuet · is a stale Arsecrumpet™ Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 182

I'm with CM on this one.

This is just FREAKY ... and not in a omigawdthat'ssofreakyit'shilarious way.
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Damian · Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:46 pm Post subject:

This is very gg.
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kaoskastle · Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:03 pm Post subject:

hay can i join cool
i'm gonna be a poler bear. i look like this:

anyway my special moves include roaring and a grab and bite move like bowser in super smash bors. (on the game cube) also my picture doesn't show it but i'm wearing a crown. the crown has a jewel inside of it that glows whenever i get close to fire like edward the charmander, so i know when to get away (because i'm a polar bear and as such i am not a friend of fire but a friend of ice)

just kidding lol

i'll just be a zora. since zoras are zoras, they're weak to fire, so i have to stay away from edward the charmander. but it's cool because fire-types are weak to water it works out!!

Tdlicrfthawk · Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:41 am Post subject:

Can I be a Dwarf by the name of Dikbe Giantkiller.
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The_Worminator · Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:28 am Post subject:

hay guys my character is called jack and he is a paladin (that means holy knight in case u dont know)

jacks backstory is that when he was a young boy in 1364 his village was attacked by a big armies of the evil gays and they brutally sodomised his father and brothers and then killed them and then sodomised them again because they are evil and also they invented evolution which is a lie and you only believe it if you are a gay which is also evil.

jacks arch enemy is called mrs henn who loves evolution and makes a sex with charles darwinface but she is tricksy and can disguise herself as the devil or in extreme cases rolfharris who is feared because of his special power which is digeridoo of satan which gets an extra roll.
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chzrm3 · Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:26 am Post subject: ownw

okay guys ive done this a lot of times before so just let me handle it please because i seem to know what im doing more than you

okay, i am a tauren druid, for those of you that are really stupid here are the information about taurens http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tauren (read it all if you want me to take you seriously) and here is some of the information of druids http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Druid (read it all fast i read at 47 wpm so you should just be like me an dread fast and read it)

my story is that one day it was a peaceful time in the village when suddenly a band of bandits attacked, i hid and ran because iw as scared to die and i watched as everyone was killed in front of my. i cried a lot and vowed t kill those vbandit s so i trained and one day went to their camp and single handed killed them all

"father, I will never forget your sacrifice"

from that point on i have always killed all bandits, i will never kill anything except a bandit so if we are fighting dragons i cannot help you and you will just have to hope you are strong enoug to fight them on your onwn

my special abilities are to heal and revive my friends but you have to be my frien dfor the connection to work so you have to be nice to my character which means you have to iunderstand him i will randomly ask you "what is the greek name of the druids" and if you dont know in 5 seconds i am not your friend but ifyou know we are frends untilo you get one wrong yuou can also build poiints up with me by getting consecutie answers right so guys pretty much just read the lore okay

i prefer to use a 12-sided dice with each each of 6 intervals representing a number, ie 1 and 2 = 1, 3 and 4 = 2, 5 and 6 = 3, 7 and 8 = 4, 9 and 10 = 5, 11 and 12 = 6, etc. this way if ever i tie a roll with someone if i was to get the higher of the two numbers i win and if i was to get the lower of the two numbers thery win, imo this is the way weveryone should do it but i wil accept a 6 sided dice player if they agree to my terms

also some of these are rirdiculous i refuse to play with someone who thinks that a secetive character is cool that is very cliche of an idea and its very overused imo use some more creative ideas it just seems like laziness imo
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Upsilon · Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:05 am Post subject:

WE ARE STARTING THE GAME NOW

tbo, thunderboy, kaos and chzrm, your characters all still need names. chzrm you seem the type so don't pull any "tauren druids bear no names" crap on me or i'll give you a name myself and believe me it will be quite feminine

if anybody else wants to join that's fine but you have to introduce yourself to the other characters properly

our location is the Shoe Inn in Cathode City (maps n stuff on request but you don't really need them now because you're all indoors)

the clientele of the shoe inn are generally a surly bunch and so there is little conversation in the tavern. however all eyes are drawn to the eldritch-looking and fairly muscular figure sitting at the bar. he is elfin in shape but bears the scaly skin of a dragon and maybe some wings and a tail.

sitting quite by chance around another table is a group of taciturn individuals staring into their drink. a charmander on the cusp of puberty, a fugly half-orc in barbarian armour carrying some enormous axe and a dwarf who is rather embarrassed about having to rent out a booster seat from the bartender (the shoe inn is rather old-fashioned and makes little concession to the differently-sized), and a tauren druid who is gazing into space distractedly. they are all strangers and have not even been introduced to each other.

the diverse individuals quaffing ale in the inn also include a zora, who is looking with apprehension at edward the charmander and an elderly paladin who appears to be doodling some sort of comic strip on a napkin who are also sitting next to each other. no-one has noticed a furtive and mysterious figure sitting in the corner and viewing the half-elf with suspicion.

Rodder Supic, the inn's bartender, a short fat man with a neat goatee beard, gets up onto the stage to make a proclamation: "karaoke night has officially begun. any volunteers?"

it is raining outside.

what will you do?
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"Don't have premaritals - it hurts your pre-genitals!" -chzrm3

chzrm3 · Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:37 am Post subject:

alright uplison i agree that we should have names however i woudl like to disclose mine in RP in the story if you wouldnt mind because it is very relevant and powerful, but dont worry i will disclose it in this new segment i write right now

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the rain slams on the windows with power and hate, and i see in it my dreams and ambishons. I have alwayus been one with nature, and in the rain i can see the pains of the land. these are dark times where men will fall and oak trees will be cut down in violent aggresion. i close my eyes and look to the bar for a quick distraction from this evil world.

looking down at my glass, i feel empty, partially because i am alone and partially because i always have been. i look around at this bar to find some companion - dwarves and humans are all i see. dwarves have no care for the earth, slicing it apart to harvest minerals and treasures. humans are industrial and reckless, and destroy life in whatever area they habitat.

i then see something that looks like an orc. orcs have always been friends to the taurens, so i bravely meander towards him and say "hello, my name is bloodhoof..." as i say my name, thunder crackles in the background, somethign that it ialways does when a druid reveals his name to new people. this is to symbolize natures worry and concern that he is risking his life with new people, and its guiding protection and love.

rolling to see if he can hear me over the noise of the thunder
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Upsilon · Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:01 am Post subject:

12

the orc hears you

what will you do?
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chzrm3 · Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:08 am Post subject: wihr

Sam · Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:18 am Post subject:

can i join pls?

chzrm3 · Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:21 am Post subject: LOL

Upsilon · Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:25 am Post subject:

don't forget your place chzrm, i am the dungeon master around here

sam you can join but you have to write yourself into the story into an interesting way, and don't forget to describe your character and give a name
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Delivering very monthly quotes for over six freaking years, it's Upsi's Quote of the Month:

"Don't have premaritals - it hurts your pre-genitals!" -chzrm3