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Bucket Man
is a bum with a rather impressive beard
Joined: 21 Oct 2007
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Location: Fighting crime wherever it may be!
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Bucket Man, protecting the world from inanimate objects worldwide!
Whenever a stapler is in need of staples, I will be there!
Whenever a shoe is being overly trodden upon, I will be there!
Whenever a box of tissues is being held up by two pencils, I will be there!
*Bucket Man theme music plays.*
♪Bucket Man, he'll save the day
because he's always fightin' crime; it will pay!
Bucket Man is number one in the land;
he answers to no one's command!
Bucket Man, Bucket Man, Yeah!♪
Oh, no! This skull and crossbones is in danger of being the first image that comes up when I type "danger" in Google Image Search! Time to spring into some poorly edited action!
Bucket Man: What seems to be the problem?
Skull: I'm being threatened by some animate architects! They dug me up and now they're trying to examine me!
Bucket Man: I'll stop them! Bucket away! [Note: flying not pictured.]
Architects: We are evil LOL
Bucket Man: Not if I can help it! Ker-punch!
Architects: Oh nose! We r duhfeetid OMG LOL
Skull: For some reason I turned into a smiley after you defeated the architects!
Bucket Man: All in a day's work! Bucket away!
*Bucket Man credits music plays*
♪Bucket Man, he's so great!
He will set all the bad guys straight!
It's all in a day's work!
Bucket man is not a jerk!
Bucket man, bucket man yeah!♪ |
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Upsilon
is the root of all evil
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:18 am Post subject: |
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It's Bucket Man! It's Bucket Man!
Bucket Man, Bucket Man! Where did you get all your supercool powers from? Are you half-bucket? How would that work?
(Also... I really hope whoever made this joke account actually posed with a bucket and a cape for that picture...  )
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Bucket Man
is a bum with a rather impressive beard
Joined: 21 Oct 2007
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Location: Fighting crime wherever it may be!
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| Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:15 am Post subject: |
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| Upsilon wrote: | | Bucket Man, Bucket Man! Where did you get all your supercool powers from? Are you half-bucket? How would that work? |
Well, generic citizen, you'll just have to tune in tonight to see the next installment of Bucket Man! Tonight: Episode 2 - The Origins of Bucket Man! It will be exciting! Filled with action! Adventure! And exclamation points!
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♪Bucket Man, he'll save the day
because he's always fightin' crime; it will pay!
Bucket Man is number one in the land;
he answers to no one's command!
Bucket Man, Bucket Man, Yeah!♪ |
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LynkStar
is rapidly attaining fiery deathytude
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 1559
Location: IN YOUR FAAAAACE
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| Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:41 am Post subject: |
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Dear Bucket Man,
How do you type with a bucket on your head?
LynkStar
England, England
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Captain Überbucket
is a nubcake
Joined: 21 Oct 2007
Posts: 4
Location: The battlefield
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| Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:34 pm Post subject: |
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Would you like to join the Bucket Army, mister Bucket Man? We offer great* job security!
*"Great" may be a relative term
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JK9000
Warnings: 1
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Posts: 1320
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| Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Don't do it, Bucket Man! Captain Überbucket is evil, for real realz! |
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Damian
Honorary Fruitcake Flunkie
Joined: 24 Jun 2007
Posts: 2424
Location: In the clouds.
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| Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:16 pm Post subject: |
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I demand an MP3 of the Bucket Man Theme Music.
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Izzhov
is not something that you just dump something on
Joined: 05 Oct 2007
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Location: Meaningless Island
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| Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:31 pm Post subject: |
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Wow, it's Bucket Man! I have some questions:
Do you have a sidekick? Also, what, exactly, are your super powers?
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Shadow Blade
is in the conservatory with a lead pipe
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Posts: 1133
Location: THE GAME
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| Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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Bucket Man... Is that anything like Rocket Man? Or maybe you're part of Team Bucket?
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Bucket Man
is a bum with a rather impressive beard
Joined: 21 Oct 2007
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Location: Fighting crime wherever it may be!
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| Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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I seem to be getting quite a few questions about myself, so tonight, in addition to the normal episode of Bucket Man, there will be a special episode feature at the end entitled, "Ask Bucket Man," wherein you may ask me any question about myself and I will answer it! It will be spectacular!
| Damian wrote: | | I demand an MP3 of the Bucket Man Theme Music. |
Yeah, um... I'll get back to you on that!
| Captain Überbucket wrote: | | Would you like to join the Bucket Army, mister Bucket Man? We offer great job security! |
Captain Überbucket! My arch-enemy-about-whom-I-had-never-previously-talked-though-you-should-just-take-it-for-granted-that-that-is-what-he-is! I will never join your evil army!
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♪Bucket Man, he'll save the day
because he's always fightin' crime; it will pay!
Bucket Man is number one in the land;
he answers to no one's command!
Bucket Man, Bucket Man, Yeah!♪ |
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Bucket Man
is a bum with a rather impressive beard
Joined: 21 Oct 2007
Posts: 19
Location: Fighting crime wherever it may be!
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| Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry for the double post! But it's time for The Bucket Man Show!
Bucket Man, protecting the world from inanimate objects worldwide!
Whenever a stapler is in need of staples, I will be there!
Whenever a shoe is being overly trodden upon, I will be there!
Whenever a box of tissues is being held up by two pencils, I will be there!
♪Bucket Man, he'll save the day
because he's always fightin' crime; it will pay!
Bucket Man is number one in the land;
he answers to no one's command!
Bucket Man, Bucket Man, Yeah!♪
Tonight's Episode: The Origins of Bucket Man!
Meet Marshall Mathers, mild-mannered businessman!
Please pay no attention to this photo; we can assure you he is very mild mannered!
Marshall Mathers: I believe I will go to the abandoned nuclear power plant for no reason!
But an unforseeable circumstance was about to befall him...
Marshall: Well, everything seems all right here, except for the watermark... OH NO A RADIOACTIVE BUCKET!
Marshall struggled arduously with the bucket!
Marshall: This struggle with this bucket sure is arduous!
But in the end, emerged...
Bucket Man!
Bucket Man: I believe I will start fighting crime for no reason! Also, I believe I will paint my bucket white, change my shirt, and tie a towel to my neck, also for no reason! Bucket away!
♪Bucket Man, he's so great!
He will set all the bad guys straight!
It's all in a day's work!
Bucket man is not a jerk!
Bucket Man, Bucket Man, Yeah!♪
That's all for today, kids! Tune in tomorrow to see another exciting episode of The Bucket Man Show!
Now, because of popular demand, it's time for a new segment: Ask Bucket Man! The only place where Bucket Man answers your questions. First, I'll read some letters:
| LynkStar wrote: | Dear Bucket Man,
How do you type with a bucket on your head?
LynkStar
England, England |
I have super powers! Probably x-ray vision or something!
Here's another one:
| Izzhov wrote: | Dear Bucket Man,
I have some questions:
Do you have a sidekick? Also, what, exactly, are your super powers? |
No, I don't have a sidekick! My super powers are, um... probably x-ray vision or something!
Now it's time for the audience asks segment! The only segment where the audience gets to ask! So, audience... ask! |
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Xenofan 29A
is a stale Arsecrumpet™
Joined: 01 Oct 2007
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Location: The State of Uncertainty
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| Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:58 pm Post subject: |
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So...does Bucket Man rap, then?
Or make movies that everyone forgets about after a year and a half?
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Bucket Man
is a bum with a rather impressive beard
Joined: 21 Oct 2007
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Location: Fighting crime wherever it may be!
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| Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:15 pm Post subject: |
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Not anymore I don't! It's hard to rap with a bucket on my head! In fact, since I have no other source of income, what with my inability to rap, I now earn a living by robbing banks!
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because he's always fightin' crime; it will pay!
Bucket Man is number one in the land;
he answers to no one's command!
Bucket Man, Bucket Man, Yeah!♪ |
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Izzhov
is not something that you just dump something on
Joined: 05 Oct 2007
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Location: Meaningless Island
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| Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:34 am Post subject: |
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Wait, but I thought you were a hero... doesn't robbing banks make you evil?
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Dr Fruitcake
raikuzu chiizu
Joined: 24 Jun 2007
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Location: Under a rock (or occasionally a bucket)
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| Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:54 am Post subject: |
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What are your weaknesses? Don't lie and pull some "I don't have any" crap; every superhero has got to have at least one glaring weakness. Otherwise you'd be godmoding and nobody will ever want to play with you. 
Also, it sounds like it's impossible for you to take that bucket off your head. So how do you avoid dying of starvation?
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Aubergine-Head
is your father (NOOOOO)
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:44 pm Post subject: |
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Can I have your autograph?!
Also, how do you brush your teeth? Your breath must stink something FIERCE!!!
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Tommy
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| Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:09 pm Post subject: |
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Can I have some moneys?
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Shadow Blade
is in the conservatory with a lead pipe
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| Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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How do you pick your nose?
Also Bucket Man, how many licks does it take to get to the chocolate center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
OWAIT, you wouldn't know, you have a bucket stuck to your head!
So does it hurt much if someone punches you in the head when you have that bucket on?
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LynkStar
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| Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:21 pm Post subject: |
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Are you related to an awesome guitarist, Bucket Man?
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Bucket Man
is a bum with a rather impressive beard
Joined: 21 Oct 2007
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Location: Fighting crime wherever it may be!
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| Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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In order to prevent double-posting, I've decided to answer the questions from the end of the previous episode at the beginning of this one!
Here are all the questions whose answers are "no":
| LynkStar wrote: | | Are you related to an awesome guitarist, Bucket Man? |
| Aubergine-Head wrote: | | Can I have your autograph?! |
| Tommy wrote: | | Can I have some moneys? |
| Shadow Blade wrote: | | So does it hurt much if someone punches you in the head when you have that bucket on? |
| Izzhov wrote: | | Wait, but I thought you were a hero... doesn't robbing banks make you evil? |
That last one will be explained more thoroughly in tonight's episode!
Here are the questions that can't be answered monosyllabically:
| Aubergine-Head wrote: | | Also, how do you brush your teeth? Your breath must stink something FIERCE!!! |
I usually brush my teeth by swishing around some nuclear residue from the bucket in my mouth!
| Shadow Blade wrote: | | How do you pick your nose? |
With my super powers! Probably x-ray vision or something!
| Dr Fruitcake wrote: | | What are your weaknesses? Don't lie and pull some "I don't have any" crap; every superhero has got to have at least one glaring weakness. Otherwise you'd be godmoding and nobody will ever want to play with you. |
My one weakness is that I can be easily led astray by anyone with a really good piece of food that I think they might share with me!
| Dr Fruitcake wrote: | | Also, it sounds like it's impossible for you to take that bucket off your head. So how do you avoid dying of starvation? |
One of my super powers is that I never get hungry!
Now it's time for The Bucket Man Show!
Bucket Man, protecting the world from inanimate objects worldwide!
Whenever a stapler is in need of staples, I will be there!
Whenever a shoe is being overly trodden upon, I will be there!
Whenever a box of tissues is being held up by two pencils, I will be there!
♪Bucket Man, he'll save the day
because he's always fightin' crime; it will pay!
Bucket Man is number one in the land;
he answers to no one's command!
Bucket Man, Bucket Man, Yeah!♪
Tonight's Episode: Banks, and the Robbing Thereof
It was a lovely day at the Bank of Glockenspiel!
Bank: What a lovely day it is, here at the Bank of Glockenspiel!
But then, suddenly...
...New Challenger Approaching!
Robber: Gimme all the free desk calendars ya got!
Bank: Oh nose! 
But then, suddenly...
Robber: IM so 1337 LOL!
Bucket Man: Not if I can help it! Ker-Prunch!
Robber: Oh nose!
Bank: I am saved! How can I ever repay you?!
Bucket Man: By giving me all of your ca$h!
Bank: OK!
Bucket Man: I am rich! Time to "save" more banks! Bucket away!
♪Bucket Man, he's so great!
He will set all the bad guys straight!
It's all in a day's work!
Bucket man is not a jerk!
Bucket Man, Bucket Man, Yeah!♪
That's all for today, kids! Tune in tomorrow to see the season finale of The Bucket Man Show!
So, as you can see, I'm not evil, because I always foil other bank robbers before robbing the banks myself!
Tomorrow is the season finale of The Bucket Man Show, so you'd better have all of your questions asked before it airs! So I can answer them! |
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Aubergine-Head
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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Have you ever heard the joke about the guy with the bucket on his head?
Also, are you ever gonna make your story into a movie? Alan Rickman says he would like to star.
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Upsilon
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 1:57 pm Post subject: |
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Bucket Man, why is this the best picture ever?
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Damian
Honorary Fruitcake Flunkie
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JK9000
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Bucket Man, you are shrunk to the height of a nickel and your mass is proportionally reduced so as to maintain your original density. You are then thrown into an empty glass blender. The blades will start moving in 60 seconds. What do you do? |
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Bucket Man
is a bum with a rather impressive beard
Joined: 21 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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It's time for Bucket Man to answer questions! Written by people who would most undoubtedly be generic characters or extras if they ever actually appeared on the show (except General Damian)! The fact that I'm actually taking time out of my busy schedule to do this $#!T is appalling!
Here's the daily list of questions whose answers are "no":
| Aubergine-Head wrote: | Have you ever heard the joke about the guy with the bucket on his head?
Also, are you ever gonna make your story into a movie? Alan Rickman says he would like to star. |
Now I will move on to questions which can't be answered monosyllabically:
| Upsilon wrote: | | Bucket Man wrote: | |
Bucket Man, why is this the best picture ever? |
Because it involves me in some way!
| JK9000 wrote: | | Bucket Man, you are shrunk to the height of a nickel and your mass is proportionally reduced so as to maintain your original density. You are then thrown into an empty glass blender. The blades will start moving in 60 seconds. What do you do? |
I use my super powers to escape! Probably x-ray vision or something!
Because Dave has just earned himself a credits song for my show!
Now it's time for The Bucket Man Show!
Bucket Man, protecting the world from inanimate objects worldwide!
Whenever a stapler is in need of staples, I will be there!
Whenever a shoe is being overly trodden upon, I will be there!
Whenever a box of tissues is being held up by two pencils, I will be there!
♪Bucket Man, he'll save the day
because he's always fightin' crime; it will pay!
Bucket Man is number one in the land;
he answers to no one's command!
Bucket Man, Bucket Man, Yeah!♪
♪Bucket Man, he's so great!
He will set all the bad guys straight!
It's all in a day's work!
Bucket man is not a jerk!
Bucket Man, Bucket Man, Yeah!♪
Tonight's Episode: The Thrilling Conclusion!
Bucket Man: I will never give up! Good will always triumph over evil!
Captain Überbucket: Try telling that to your friends!
Bucket Man: You rigged that trial, and everyone knows it!
Captain Überbucket: Enough inane chatter! Bucket army, attack!
Bucket Man: No, there's too many of them!
General Damian: Your as-yet-unspecified super powers are no match for my buckets/white-jug-things!
Bucket Man: No! Your extremely loud pants and gratuitous use of hyphens are too much for me!
But then, suddenly...
   
Bucket Man: Captain Pugwash! You did come back for me!
Captain Pugwash: Yes, and I brought the whole gang with me, too! Alright boys, time to "wring out" this "scumbag!"
Gang: What!?
Captain Pugwash: I mean... "obliterate" this "bad guy!"
Gang: Okay!
And so they fought...
Captain Pugwash: Dolloping dolphins! We won!
Captain Überbucket: I'm, like, soooo defeated! Totally! Chaa!
Bucket Man: Who knew that the power of the Lemon Drop Empire would reach such a critically vacuous level?! I sure didn't!
Gang: Well, one thing's for sure: whichever dimension it did end up in, it sure wasn't this one!
All: *laugh heartily*
*Bucket Man credits music plays*
Well, that's all for this season kids! See you next year, same days, same place, for another season of The Bucket Man Show (unless we get canceled)! |
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