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Izzhov · Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:33 pm Post subject: Favorite Quotes?

What are all y'all's favorite quotes? Here's some of mine:

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that the English language is as pure as a crib-house wh*re. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
James D. Nicoll

"In unrelated news, all of the hungry are suddenly full." - I.M. Nott Telling

"English was a language invented by Norman invaders to pick up
Anglo-Saxon barmaids. It retains much of this character." - Unknown

"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen." - Albert Einstein

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"Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy." - Isaac Newton

"Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him... IN AMERICA!" - Bandit Keith

"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the guy next to me." - Woody Allen
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Damian · Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:14 pm Post subject:

Isn't there already a quote topic?
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Izzhov · Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:47 pm Post subject:

I thought that one worked differently. Like, you were supposed to post things other people said to you on that day that were funny, not your favorite things that famous people have said. The explanation I was given about that topic was pretty ambiguous, though. Rolling Eyes

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Dr Fruitcake · Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:22 pm Post subject:

Quotes is quotes IMO. Lick Lune

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