Fruitcake MIDI Forum Treasury

[Damian]

EAT COMMUNISM!!!


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when the world is sick, can't no one be well? but i dreamt we was all beautiful and strong
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[chzrm3]

How Painful!!!!!!
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[quote="Someone's sig on the AoC forums"]THis game really is more geared towards the adult then, teenbeat wow. This mmo makes u think, somthing a teenager hates to do. -Skopas, eloquently discussing how grown up AoC is.

No read comprehension is not your strong point so I'll you a picture for you. -ubeenhad, just before he a picture for me[/quote]

[quote="Wormy"]I wish I could supply, as everyone else as, good news regarding my love life but sadly not as I am currently shagging a fat girl until I find someone better. [/quote]

[Damian]

THIS IS YOUR FINAL MISSION
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when the world is sick, can't no one be well? but i dreamt we was all beautiful and strong
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[Izzhov]

Mission Complete!
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BRAND NEW FCMidi Forums!

[Yoshgunn]

o_O
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IM THE DUDE PLAYIN THE DUDE DISGUISED AS ANOTHER DUDE

I FORGOT HOW I WAS GONNA END THIS??!

"Good Lord, child get it right - I did not "show you my ass", I mooned you. There is a very important legal difference." - Chzrm3

[Upsilon]

I walked across an empty land
I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
I felt the earth beneath my feet
Sat by the river and it made me complete
Oh simple thing where have you gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me
Is this the place we used to love?
Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?

Oh simple thing where have you gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

And if you have a minute why don't we go
Talk about it somewhere only we know?
This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go
Somewhere only we know?

Oh simple thing where have you gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

And if you have a minute why don't we go
Talk about it somewhere only we know?
This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go
Somewhere only we know?

This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go
Somewhere only we know?



God guys these lyrics are like so deep and they mean so much to me
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Delivering very monthly quotes for over six freaking years, it's Upsi's Quote of the Month:

"Don't have premaritals - it hurts your pre-genitals!" -chzrm3

[Damian]

I want to be the very best, that no one ever was
To catch them is my real test to train them is my cause
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand the power that's inside
Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all.
It's you and me. I know it's my destiny!
Pokemon!
Oh you're my best friend in a world we must defend
Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all.
Or power so true. Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon.




God guys these lyrics are like so deep and they mean so much to me
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[00tinytim00]

When you were here before,
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel,
Your skin makes me cry

You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so very special

But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts,
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul

I want you to notice
when I'm not around
You're so very special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here, ohhhh, ohhhh

She's running out the door
She's running out
JA I AM MADE OF DUR BUTTER UND YOU ARE WORTH 2K MONIES

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so very special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here

I don't belong here...

[LynkStar]

I hope the undertaker beats your ass
While you're walkin' to the grocery store
I hope a golf ball hits you by accident

I hope you get bit by a raccoon
While you're gettin' chased by some black dudes
And when they catch you and they beat you and they whoop you
I won't feel bad
No no no no no no no no no

Because you shouldn't have pissed me off
I said you shouldn't have pissed me off

I hope somebody kidnaps your cat
And puts your little kitty in the microwave
And when you come home you hear the microwave on
You be like "Damn! That's my cat!"

I hope you try to use a coupon
Only to discover that it's already expired
And you ain't got enough money to afford the items you need
Yeah...

Because you shouldn't have pissed me off
I said you shouldn't have pissed me off
I said you shouldn't have pissed me off
No you shouldn't have pissed me off
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[The Midnight Thunderboy]

I can't remember anything
Can't tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside I feel to scream
This terrible silence stops me

Now that the war is through with me
I'm waking up, I cannot see
That there's not much left of me
Nothing is real but pain now

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please god, wake me

Back in the womb it's much too real
In pumps life that I must feel
But can't look forward to reveal
Look to the time when I'll live

Fed through the tube that sticks in me
Just like a wartime novelty
Tied to machines that make me be
Cut this life off from me

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please god, wake me

Now the world is gone I'm just one
Oh god, help me

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please god, help me

Darkness imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell

Landmines has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in hell

MY DEEP LYRICS ARE DEEPER THAN YOUR DEEP LYRICS

[Sam]

No I don't wanna battle from beginning to end
I don't want a cycle of recycled revenge
I don't wanna follow Death and all of his friends

[dPaladin]

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road
All of a sudden,
there shined a shiny demon
in the middle
of the road

And he said:
"Play the best song in the world,
or I'll eat your souls"

Well me and Kyle
we looked at each other
and we each said
"Okay."

And we played the first thing that came to our heads
Just so happened to be
The Best Song in the World
it was The Best Song in the World

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two
two and one make three
It was destiny

Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
and the grass doth grow

Needless to say
the beast was stunned
Whip-crack went his whippet tail
And the beast was done
He asked us
"BE you angels?"
And we said
"Nay
We are but men"
Rock!!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahn,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, No
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, No.
No!
This is a tribute, oh,
To The Greatest Song in the World,
All right!
It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right!
And it was the best mother [WIIIIIII] song,
The Greatest Song in the world!

Allllllright!
'Ti Tuga digga tu Gi Friba fligugibu Uh Fligugigbu Uh Di Ei Friba Du Gi Fligu fligugigugi Flilibili Ah
(Bow) (Bow) (Bow) (Ooh) (Bow) (Bi)
Fligu wene mamamana Lucifer!
(Mene) (LUCIFER)!
(guitar solo)
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song!

This is just a tribute!
You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there!
Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, [WIIIIIII]!
Good God, God lovin' ,
So surprised to find you can't stop me,now.
I'm on fire--
O hallelujah I'm found! Rich motherfucker compadre simultaniously:oooh/(Demonic)aaaaah!
All right!
All right!
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dude look at this signature

[JK9000]

Aww yeah
That's right baby.

Girl, tonight we're gonna make love.
You know how I know, baby?
'Cause it's Wednesday.
And Wednesday night is the night that we make love.
Tuesday night's the night that we go and visit your mother, but
Wednesday night is the night that we make love.
'Cause everything is just right
Conditions are perfect.
There's nothing good on TV.
Conditions are perfect.
You lean in close and say something sexy like,
"I might go to bed I've got work in the morning."
I know what you're trying to say baby.
You're trying to say, "Oh, yeah.
It's business time.
It's business time."

It's business.
It's business time.
That's what you're trying to say you're trying to say let's get down to business it's business time.

It's business.
It's business time.

Next thing you know we're in the bathroom brushing our teeth.
That's all part of it, that's foreplay.
Then you go sort out the recycling.
That's not part of it but it's still very important.
Then we're in the bedroom.
You're wearing that ugly old baggy t-shirt from that team building exercise you did for your old work.
And it's never looked better on you.

Oh, team building exercise '99.

Oh, you don't know what you're doing to me.
I remove my jeans but trip over them 'cause I still got my shoes on.
But I then turn it into a sexy dance.

Next thing you know I'm down to just my socks
and you know when I'm down to just my socks what time it is,
it's time for business.
It's business time.

It's business.
It's business time.
You know when I'm down to just my socks it's time for business that's why they call it business socks.

It's business.
It's business time.
Oh.
Ooh,
makin' love.
Makin' love for two.
Makin' love for two minutes.
When it's with me you only need two minutes,
'cause I'm so intense.
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.
You say something like, "Is that it?"
I know what you're trying to say.
You're trying to say, "Aww yeah, that's it."
Then you tell me you want some more.
Well I'm not surprised.
But I'm quite sleepy.

It's business.
It's business time.
Business hours are over.
Baby.

It's business.
It's business time.

[The_Worminator]

I know a song that'll get on your nerves.
Get on your nerves.
Get on your nerves.
I know a song that'll get on your nerves.
And this is how it goes.

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And this is how it goes.

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[quote="Tommy"]Tinytim got it.
At a guess he probably stopped playing it after 5 minutes.
He said he liked to look at the instruction book as it has a man having an erection inside it.[/quote]

[Banjo-Fella]

I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, in the morning
I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, when I'm yawning

I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, in the morning
I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, when I'm yawning

I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, in the morning
I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, when I'm yawning

I would like some milk from the milk man's wife's COMMUNISM
I would like some milk from the milk man's wife's EDIBLE COMMUNISM
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~Banjo-Fella

[LynkStar]

Minimum Wage!
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:3

[Yoshgunn]

Heut' ist mein Tag
Heut' ist mein Tag

Ich fühl' mich gut
Und mach mein Herz auf
Laß die Sonne rein
Jeder Tag soll ein Geschenk
Und was besond'res sein

Ich steh' auf
Schau' aus dem Fenster
In ein Himmelblau
Vertrieben sind die Nachtgespenster
Und ich weiß genau

Heut' ist mein Tag
Heut' ist mein Tag
Heut' ist mein Tag
...

Ich schau' in den Spiegel
Zieh' mir was besond'res an
Es ist kaum zu glauben
Daß man so gut ausseh'n kann

Ich tanz' auf der Straße
Lach' den Menschen ins Gesicht
Alles denkt, ich bin verrückt
Denn sie wißen nicht

Heut' ist mein Tag
Heut' ist mein Tag
Heut' ist mein Tag
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IM THE DUDE PLAYIN THE DUDE DISGUISED AS ANOTHER DUDE

I FORGOT HOW I WAS GONNA END THIS??!

"Good Lord, child get it right - I did not "show you my ass", I mooned you. There is a very important legal difference." - Chzrm3

[Izzhov]

F is for Friends who do stuff together!
U is for You and Me!
N is for Anywhere and Anytime at all
(Down here in the deep blue sea)!
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[Yoshgunn]

F is for Friends who do stuff together!
U is for You and Me!
C is for cactus elves and cows and couch taters
Kause you and me are best buddieeeez
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IM THE DUDE PLAYIN THE DUDE DISGUISED AS ANOTHER DUDE

I FORGOT HOW I WAS GONNA END THIS??!

"Good Lord, child get it right - I did not "show you my ass", I mooned you. There is a very important legal difference." - Chzrm3

[chzrm3]

Bring me, higher and higher, end-less-ly!
Soaring infinitely... up to our ultimate destiny!

...ahh, who am I kiddin', no one's gonna read this.
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[quote="Someone's sig on the AoC forums"]THis game really is more geared towards the adult then, teenbeat wow. This mmo makes u think, somthing a teenager hates to do. -Skopas, eloquently discussing how grown up AoC is.

No read comprehension is not your strong point so I'll you a picture for you. -ubeenhad, just before he a picture for me[/quote]

[quote="Wormy"]I wish I could supply, as everyone else as, good news regarding my love life but sadly not as I am currently shagging a fat girl until I find someone better. [/quote]

[Upsilon]

Heh, awesome.

Let's do that again some time :)
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Delivering very monthly quotes for over six freaking years, it's Upsi's Quote of the Month:

"Don't have premaritals - it hurts your pre-genitals!" -chzrm3

[Tommy]

Sorry I'm late. Hope there's some butter left.
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Young men, you're getting detention for being without shorts
I know who's actually to blame, but we need those guys for sports.

[kaoskastle]

[Damian]

[Upsilon]

*listens to all of the songs in this thread in a row*
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Delivering very monthly quotes for over six freaking years, it's Upsi's Quote of the Month:

"Don't have premaritals - it hurts your pre-genitals!" -chzrm3