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LynkStar · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:29 pm Post subject:

well if you can make me super duper happy and give me a soothe bell and then i level up then i might just do that

otherwise i'm stuck as a big fat punching bag

with some eggs in

i guess that would be more of a basket, having eggs in and all

see? now thanks to you i'm made of wicker

thanks a lot

i look around for a soothe bell and/or a consequence-free fight with some kind of wild creature/local, roll for success

i roll to become happy, roll for success
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Izzhov · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:51 pm Post subject:

Getting a Soothe Bell isn't a roll tho b/c it's an item you have to buy it but being happy is partially just a matter of you staying in our party and participating in battles and stuff. soothe bell, luxury ball, etc just speeds up the process. also we can maybe find a groomer?

btw I ask edward what is your moveset? you cant kno more than 4 moves you know.

Yoshgunn · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:28 pm Post subject:

Upsilon · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:23 am Post subject:

jk9000, you roll a 5. it turns out the robin does not have a stealth mode, so your attempt is in vain. all you can do is shift up a gear to reduce the engine's noise

yoshgunn, you roll an 8. as you peer through the murky, cataracty fog you can make out the shape of a precocious boy-wizard

izzhov, you roll a 4. your attempt to look innocent fails and instead you involuntarily succumb to a mischievous smirk that sets off manderchar's suspicion

lynkstar, you roll a 6. sadly there is no soothe bell in the vicinity and the only creature you see nearby is a crimson prairie caterpillar that would bestow very little exp. if you like you can fight it anyway

izzhov, edward's moveset is considerably more than the 4 that conventional pokemon games allow, remember we are not in the pokemon universe!

also lynkstar if you want to actually start healing those goddamn horses so we can get a bit of a move on here, that might be a good idea

dr fruitcake and jk9000, you are now on the road, one turn away from the cab station. can't you just feel the excitement!!
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LynkStar · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:19 am Post subject:

i use softboiled on the horses, roll for healing amount out of 12
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Izzhov · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:49 pm Post subject:

I ask edward and whoever else is in this cab what we're going to do for water once it gets really hot in the desert.

Shadow Blade · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:20 pm Post subject:

"We could just speed up and get the @#$% out of this desert before we ever have to worry about that."

This next part is if:

If I can see the Robin car thing from here (I have Ninja-vision, so take that into account Razz

), I say "Hey, why don't we just forget the horses and hook the car up to the cab?"

I don't need to roll cuz they can hear me anyway.

Ok and for my roll:
I look inside my [s:5e46dbb129]backpack[/s:5e46dbb129] inventory (lolwut) for some water bottles. Roll to see what I find.
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LynkStar · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:17 pm Post subject:

i have water attacks, i can fix everything

don't worry about where the water comes from, it's magic i guess
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Izzhov · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:41 pm Post subject:

That is IT.

I call godmoding on edward.

He has WAY too many abilites.

It's just ridiculous.

Sam · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:48 pm Post subject:

it's called magic duh

guess you should have a character that does magic

LynkStar · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:03 pm Post subject:

excuse me didn't you read my character posts right at the beginning?

Izzhov · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:59 pm Post subject:

;_; but i WANNA
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Yoshgunn · Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:07 am Post subject:

UM excuse me i have 1 better than water ICE. wats better than watr in the desert? COLD WATER BABEHHH

so since these horses are still like dead i guess ill just summon a lot of ice blocks for us to lug around for a while

roll a d12 for the weight and size of the ice bl0x pl0x ?
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Izzhov · Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:42 pm Post subject:

oh i guess that makes sense
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Upsilon · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:54 am Post subject:

lynkstar, you roll a 6. you manage to mend the horses' bones, but they are still bruised, tired and irritable

shadow blade, i'd like to remind you that you are not actually in the desert yet, you are on the way to the desert

you roll a 5. you find a single flagon of water as well as some sachets of ketchup from when you were rebelling against that overpriced hamburger eatery you went to

also stop arguing amongst yourselves, i am the one who decides whether or not edward is godmoding. at the moment i consider him a valuable asset to the team; if he tries to transform again, on the other hand, he may find it difficult

yoshgunn, you roll a 2. you know those big ice cubes you get given when you order a glass of coke in a pub, about three or four of them in a glass, bigger than a standard ice cube so they can get away with giving you less of your delicious, sugary beverage? yeah, well, now you've got about a dozen of those
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Izzhov · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:44 pm Post subject:

Dr Fruitcake · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:07 pm Post subject:

well obviously transforming into a pokemon of the same type as the move he wants to use would give edward the benefit of s.t.a.b. ("same type attack bonus" for the uninitiated), increasing the power of his moves. thou shalt not underestimate the s.t.a.b.

anyway... as the robin approaches the rest of the party, zul'gun leans out the window and waves cheerfully to his long-lost comrades. he then suddenly realizes this sort of behavior is somewhat unbecoming of a secret agent on a mission, so he dons his cool shades and attempts to look as thoroughly nonplussed as possible.

however, he notices that all is not right with the scene. upon spying the injured horses sprawled on the ground, he is shocked and horrified and emits a loud cry of "wtf!!!". at once, he resolves to take action for the sake of these poor animals. the troll leaps out of his seat, somersaults through the window, and lands beside the horses.

roll for nimbleness and grace

wait i'm not done. zul'gun then pulls out his two-way radio and calls hq for help. "hq, field agent 433," he says anxiously. "i've got some severely injured innocent quadrupedal civilians here. requesting chopper for air-lift."

roll for chopper
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LynkStar · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:09 am Post subject:

i stroke the horses manes and say 'chansey, chansey'

i then hug the horses

roll for how comforting and uplifting these actions are for the horses

i suggest to the rest of the party that we let the horses sleep for a while
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Upsilon · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:40 am Post subject:

izzhov, he is on your side, yes?

so complaining about his powers is rather like getting annoyed because your computer's processing power is too high and it makes you feel inferior

dr fruitcake, you roll a 1. as you try to somersault out of the window, you catch your foot on the pane and fall forwards, smashing your face into the ground and losing a tooth in the process. also, due to your trollish weight, you manage to overturn the robin, crumpling the passenger-side door and smashing the windscreen in the process. you try to get up again and announce yourself in a heroic way to save face, but as you do so you are overcome by a coughing fit, turning bright red in the process

everyone else stands around awkwardly, feeling kind of bad for you, except for notsephiroth, who is quite possibly hurt

sorry to tell you this, but you then roll another 1. there is absolutely no response from the other end, and your radio then stops working completely

it's not your day, really, is it?

lynkstar, you roll a 4. the horses are frankly underwhelmed by your efforts

i think that must have been the most phenomenally bad turn in the history of this thread. never mind, it can only go up from here, right?
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Dr Fruitcake · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:53 am Post subject:

filled with disgrace and shame, zul'gun realizes that the only appropriate option remaining is seppuku.

between coughing fits, he attempts to sputter, "notsephiroth, give me your sword. i must give my life to redeem my family name and honor."

roll for intelligibility of words
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LynkStar · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:36 am Post subject:

i suggest again to the rest of the party that we let the horses sleep for a while or find some other means of pulling the thing the horses were pulling

roll to see how many people pay attention
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Upsilon · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:22 am Post subject:

dr fruitcake, you roll a 17

notsephiroth understands you completely, however whether he wants to comply with your request or not is his business

lynkstar, you roll a 5

as there are, by my calculation, 6 other people here, it's a matter of simple arithmetic that gives us (5/12) * 6 = 2.5, which i will round up to 3

colin, shadow blade and manderchar all acknowledge your contribution, but of course i can't tell you whether or not they agree to it

come on people, work with me here

what will you do?

EDIT: updated the OP since it was in need of some attention
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Izzhov · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:39 pm Post subject:

Upsilon · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:48 pm Post subject:

calm down, like i say i am keeping an eye on lynkstar and when i feel he is overstepping the boundary, whether by transformation or any other move, i will intervene. i find your lack of faith disturbing
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Izzhov · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:39 pm Post subject:

oh ok
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