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Izzhov
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...what would they be? By "combine" I mean fuse them into something that has some of the properties of both. I would combine my Nintendo Wii with a computer for one-stop shopping! 
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Chainsaw gun.
It would be a gun that shoots chainsaws. And a chainsaw with each individual blade being a gun.
Several of my friends are convinced this is the ultimate weapon. 
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I'd combine my guitars with my computer to make a SUPER-ELECTRO-GUITAR.
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dPaladin
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i'd combine beer with the statue of liberty to make
FREE BEER!
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I had this awesome idea the other week. For those difficult foods, you know, like peas. It's basically a spoon, but pronged, like a fork.
I call it the "foon". |
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Izzhov
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| Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:43 am Post subject: |
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| dPaladin wrote: | i'd combine beer with the statue of liberty to make
FREE BEER! |
I'm referring to combine things for their physical properties, rather than the ideals they represent.
| 00tinytim00 wrote: | I had this awesome idea the other week. For those difficult foods, you know, like peas. It's basically a spoon, but pronged, like a fork.
I call it the "foon". |
On a semi-serious-not-really note, since a spork is a spoon that's pronged like a fork, I'd imagine a foon would basically be a spatula, i.e. a fork whose prongs have been blended together to make a flat surface like a spoon.
It's the logical inverse, at least.
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Tommy
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Maybe a synthetic cream dispenser that squirts videogames.
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dPaladin
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| Izzhov wrote: | | dPaladin wrote: | i'd combine beer with the statue of liberty to make
FREE BEER! |
I'm referring to combine things for their physical properties, rather than the ideals they represent. |
well in that case, i'd combine eggs and ham with the statue of liberty to make
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FREE EGGS AND HAM!
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Izzhov
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| Tommy wrote: | | Maybe a synthetic cream dispenser that squirts videogames. |
But wouldn't it only squirt out copies of the one video game you combined it with?
| dPaladin wrote: | | well in that case, i'd combine eggs and ham with the statue of liberty to make ... FREE EGGS AND HAM! |
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| dPaladin wrote: | | Izzhov wrote: | | dPaladin wrote: | i'd combine beer with the statue of liberty to make
FREE BEER! |
I'm referring to combine things for their physical properties, rather than the ideals they represent. |
well in that case, i'd combine eggs and ham with the statue of liberty to make
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FREE EGGS AND HAM! |
Moar like GREEN eggs and ham!
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Tommy
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| Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:10 pm Post subject: |
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Carbon-free eggs and ham.
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| Izzhov wrote: | | 00tinytim00 wrote: | I had this awesome idea the other week. For those difficult foods, you know, like peas. It's basically a spoon, but pronged, like a fork.
I call it the "foon". |
On a semi-serious-not-really note, since a spork is a spoon that's pronged like a fork, I'd imagine a foon would basically be a spatula, i.e. a fork whose prongs have been blended together to make a flat surface like a spoon.
It's the logical inverse, at least. |
Works on an extra level, in that whereas the spork has the functions of two utensils, the foon has the functions of either. |
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| Doctor Phileas Fragg wrote: | | dPaladin wrote: | | Izzhov wrote: | | dPaladin wrote: | i'd combine beer with the statue of liberty to make
FREE BEER! |
I'm referring to combine things for their physical properties, rather than the ideals they represent. |
well in that case, i'd combine eggs and ham with the statue of liberty to make
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FREE EGGS AND HAM! |
Moar like GREEN eggs and ham! |
hey doctor fragg, welcome to the joke
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I would combine a rock and an inanimate person.
TO CREATE
ROCKMAN
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i see puns aren't your forte
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Izzhov
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If I had an extra one I would combine a book and a robot.
Idk what it would be that's why I want to try it.
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if i had a fort and the imaginary number e, i would create...
A FORTE LOL
hey cool new emotes these are better than those weird paper bags or chocolates or whatever the hell they were 
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dPaladin hasn't got the festival spirit.
40% alcohol content, you should try it.
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Izzhov
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I would combine festival spirit with beer, then get drunk for the first time and throw up.
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| Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:27 am Post subject: |
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| 00tinytim00 wrote: | | I had this awesome idea the other week... |
I swear, I was going to make this exact post. You know what this means, Tim... one of us is losing our edge. First person to post porn in the OTT redeems himself.
| Yoshgunn wrote: | | the imaginary number e |
Hey Izzhov, let's point and laugh
I for one would fuse an oven with a fridge to create... a room-temperature cupboard.
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I would combine the imaginary number i and a ds lite to get a DSi before its release and it would still have a ds slot that so many people care about.
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I would combine a roflcopter with a pair of lollerskates.
Hilarity ensues!
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I just watched Upsi's entire avatar animation a second time to be sure it did, in fact, say "mofos".
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Izzhov
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| Upsilon wrote: | | Yoshgunn wrote: | | the imaginary number e |
Hey Izzhov, let's point and laugh |
*points superciliously*
Ha. Ha. Ha.
| Damian wrote: | | I just watched Upsi's entire avatar animation a second time to be sure it did, in fact, say "mofos". |
So you're saying that, if you could combine any two inanimate objects, you would combine mofos with the internet to get... a pimped-out internet?
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PIMPERNET
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