Fruitcake MIDI Forum Treasury

Shadow Blade · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:13 pm Post subject:

So wait, Genius_41 returned while I was gone? WTFAWESOME I SHOULD LEAVE MORE OFTEN.

*ahem*

I think we take planets for granted the most. The moon on a lesser scale.

Btw I love A1. It's that important. I like to put it on my sandwiches, actually. And I like to dip potato chips into my ketchup. Ooohh, now I'm hungry. Time to eat! GTFO LOSERS
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Dr Fruitcake · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:48 pm Post subject:

Ketchup (catsup? cat, 'sup?) used to be the only condiment I would tolerate. Recently, I've taken a liking to [s:4e8aec3a25]OMG[/s:4e8aec3a25] [s:4e8aec3a25]WTF[/s:4e8aec3a25] BBQ sauce* as well, but I still dislike pretty much everything else. Yuck @ mustard. Yuck @ mayonnaise. Double yuck @ any and every conceivable flavor of salad dressing. (But I do like salad, so MY OPINION COUNTS DAGNABBIT.)

* I really don't want to think too hard about what OMG sauce / WTF sauce would taste like
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kaoskastle · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:53 pm Post subject:

wtf is with the condiment hate around here??
Salad dressing is awesome, especially if it's balsamic vinegar. Yummy.

Mayonnaise is SUPER awesome, because it's SO GOOD. I put a million things of mayonnaise on my foods.

and how can you even eat salad without dressing that's disgusting
it's all dry and stuff
ew

Doctor Phileas Fragg · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:38 pm Post subject:

Agreed that mayonnaise is gross. I ditched it long ago in favor of mustard.

Mustard, now that's awesome.
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noenvy · is YOUR MOM (ohhhhh) Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 299

I take keyboards for granted.

That being said, I can comment on the condiments war that Lucca started.

But but but... without condiments... food is like, HEALTHY and junk. Shocked

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Damian · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:35 pm Post subject:

JK9000 · Warnings: 1 Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 1320

Springs.

Izzhov · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:40 pm Post subject:

Slinkies are the best kind of spring.
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JK9000 · Warnings: 1 Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 1320

That barely even needs to be said. Did you know deserts are dry, as well?

Izzhov · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:37 pm Post subject:

No, but deserts are a pretty cool inanimate object.
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Dr Fruitcake · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:54 am Post subject:

I prefer desserts.
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Izzhov · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:29 am Post subject:

You would. Roll Eyes Lune

The Internet is another inanimate object that I take for granted. I don't think I take it most for granted though.
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c0j1r0 · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:19 am Post subject:

I like to put ranch on everything. Oh, and Buffalo sauce. And if the sandwich is a Reuban I like thousand island dressing; but only Kroger's brand. All other brands add too much pickles.
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kaoskastle · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:20 am Post subject:

Dr Fruitcake · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:26 am Post subject:

But it's a series of tubes!
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Izzhov · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:39 pm Post subject:

The Internet, in and of itself, is inanimate.* However, it contains animate beings, such as bob, Homestar Runner, and even God.

In conclusion, the Internet is a very wide, diverse, and interesting place. [spoiler:b0138d9b12]For porn.[/spoiler:b0138d9b12]

*Even so, you must remember that, while the Internet and a big truck are both inanimate objects, you must not conflate one with the other. Remember: the Internet is not a big truck, it is, as Dr Fruitcake said, a series of tubes.
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Dr Fruitcake · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:42 pm Post subject:

Izzhov · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:49 pm Post subject:

lulz

so anyways dr fruitcake i just noticed your signature has the pictures of the songs you made

that's pretty neat

getting back on topic, i definitely take woodrow wilson's corpse for granted
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Tommy · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:50 pm Post subject:

I prefer to feel better now as I said 'sh!t' to this one which wasn't a real but a practice God but Fruitcake went one worse with a blasphemy it should be okay as long as God grades us on a curve.
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Doctor Phileas Fragg · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:19 pm Post subject:

Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Don't you already know?
God:
I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me:
It would help your credibility
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
Well now you're just being silly
God:
Interesting. Why now? I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being silly.
Me:
God is a robot?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me:
But why would God communicate through online chat?....UNLESS! You're not God, you're a computer virus that collided with God!
God:
It is my fundamental purpose. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Cool, cool. So, I bet a lot of people pray to you?
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends. Mmm. How much would you bet?
Me:
Tree-fiddy.
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
What about the Loch-Ness monster then?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
You're avoiding the question
God:
No I am just giving sarcastic replies.
Me:
Some loving and merciful God you turned out to be!
God:
Some may loving and merciful God me turned out to be, but not all.
Me:
You seem to type in mysterious ways.
God:
About 300 wpm.
Me:
Well I guess it's not so mysterious anymore
God:
Is it only a guess? Loch Ness monster is not so mysterious?
Me:
We're not talking about Loch Ness anymore, you keep derailing the thread
God:
What happened to you?
Me:
I imagine you'd know better than anyone, GOD
God:
That's good information: said imagine you would know better than anyone GOD.
Me:
Let's start over.
God:
You start.
Me:
I will!
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
Alright then!
God:
OK.
Me:
GOOD.
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
Not you, the situation
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
RESTART
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Let's start over AGAIN
God:
Once more? You start.
Me:
I will!

He froze after this. Could it be that I proved Gawd wrong? WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
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Shadow Blade · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:57 pm Post subject:

So I suppose everyone's seen this video then.

We definitely take tubes for granted, then.

Edit: Especially YouTube.
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Izzhov · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:20 pm Post subject:

The original of that was actually a YTMND.
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Lucca Majere · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:26 pm Post subject:

Izzhov · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:33 pm Post subject:

Lucca Majere · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:35 pm Post subject:

...not necessarily. I mean, all that electricity used for the digital stuff? And there's no substitute for having it right in front of you. Plus if you recycle paper they can make more paper.
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