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Izzhov is not something that you just dump something on

Joined: 05 Oct 2007 Posts: 5543 Location: Meaningless Island
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:32 am Post subject: |
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Out of curiosity, dP, who would have been your second choice had it not been me? _________________ BRAND NEW FCMidi Forums! |
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Bucket Man is a bum with a rather impressive beard

Joined: 21 Oct 2007 Posts: 19 Location: Fighting crime wherever it may be!
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:37 am Post subject: |
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| kaoskastle wrote: | | can you still answer our most troubling questions though |
Oh yeah, fo' shizzle! My advice column/questions thingy is still up and running!
Ask me something! Please! I NEED the attention! Everyone look at meeeee! _________________ ♪Bucket Man, he'll save the day
because he's always fightin' crime; it will pay!
Bucket Man is number one in the land;
he answers to no one's command!
Bucket Man, Bucket Man, Yeah!♪ |
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Dr Fruitcake raikuzu chiizu

Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 1546 Location: Under a rock (or occasionally a bucket)
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:41 am Post subject: |
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Dear Bucket Man,
Have you ever actually saved a day or fought a crime? Or were those claims just fabricated by your PR department to make your theme song sound more impressive?
Cantankerously yours,
The Last Slice
| El Ornitorrinco wrote: | | It could be Commie, but it's not. He's off playing Dagorhir or the bagpipes or something. |
lolololol _________________ "" |
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dPaladin is rapidly attaining fiery deathytude

Joined: 24 Nov 2007 Posts: 1706
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:45 am Post subject: |
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| Izzhov wrote: | | Out of curiosity, dP, who would have been your second choice had it not been me? |
upsilon would have been my next guess _________________ dude look at this signature |
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Bucket Man is a bum with a rather impressive beard

Joined: 21 Oct 2007 Posts: 19 Location: Fighting crime wherever it may be!
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:40 am Post subject: |
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It's time to read my daily fan mail! But first, an important announcement:
My fat stacks of cash have one over my show's former producers, and they have agreed to do a second season of Bucket Man with me! This will take approximately one year to make! If you're lucky, though, you might get a sneak "peek" that vaguely alludes to the overarching plots in the second season in some way by the end of this week! It will be action-y!
Now on to the glowing praise towards my person!
| El Ornitorrinco wrote: | | Can mine still count? |
Of course not!
| Dr Fruitcake wrote: | Dear Bucket Man,
Have you ever actually saved a day or fought a crime? Or were those claims just fabricated by your PR department to make your theme song sound more impressive?
Cantankerously yours,
The Last Slice |
Sure I have! On TV! Using my super powers! (Probably X-Ray vision or something!) _________________ ♪Bucket Man, he'll save the day
because he's always fightin' crime; it will pay!
Bucket Man is number one in the land;
he answers to no one's command!
Bucket Man, Bucket Man, Yeah!♪ |
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c0j1r0 is a wrong git

Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 41 Location: A pastry shop
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:06 am Post subject: |
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Dear Bucket Man,
Do you travel the US giving out autographs and doing charity work? If so, may I have your autograph? _________________ c0j1r0:The return of Pi the bunny |
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Shadow Blade is in the conservatory with a lead pipe

Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Posts: 1133 Location: THE GAME
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:31 pm Post subject: |
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Dear Bucket Man,
What do I do when PHB Critical Errors keep me off the boards while someone else lurks around for evidence to find your secret identity and steals my job?
~Slightly Behind
PS: No, I didn't do the rituals. Sorry, [s:0743267d49]Izzhov[/s:0743267d49] Bucket Man. _________________ http://gadgettr.deviantart.com/ |
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Tommy is rapidly attaining fiery deathytude

Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Posts: 1595
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:25 pm Post subject: |
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I thought Upsilon too.
Dear Bucket man:
What happends to you when you get a Creackidy Vein? _________________ Young men, you're getting detention for being without shorts
I know who's actually to blame, but we need those guys for sports. |
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Bucket Man is a bum with a rather impressive beard

Joined: 21 Oct 2007 Posts: 19 Location: Fighting crime wherever it may be!
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:01 pm Post subject: |
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| c0j1r0 wrote: | Dear Bucket Man,
Do you travel the US giving out autographs and doing charity work? If so, may I have your autograph? |
You wouldn't want it! I would kill you! Leave me alone!
| Shadow Blade wrote: | Dear Bucket Man,
What do I do when PHB Critical Errors keep me off the boards while someone else lurks around for evidence to find your secret identity and steals my job?
~Slightly Behind |
The only way to reclaim your rightful place as Emperor Detective Man is to defeat your opponent in a battle of wits!
Or shoot them! With a gun!
| Tommy wrote: | Dear Bucket man:
What happends to you when you get a Creackidy Vein? |
I puncture it with a rusty carving knife! That usually solves the problem!
Everyone! Important message! Don't forget to watch new episodes of "Bucket Man" weekdays at a certain time (a certain time minus one hour central) starting next year! I need more fat stacks of cash! This movie show thing's gonna be great! Action! And lasers! And me getting paid! _________________ ♪Bucket Man, he'll save the day
because he's always fightin' crime; it will pay!
Bucket Man is number one in the land;
he answers to no one's command!
Bucket Man, Bucket Man, Yeah!♪ |
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Shadow Blade is in the conservatory with a lead pipe

Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Posts: 1133 Location: THE GAME
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Damian Honorary Fruitcake Flunkie

Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 2424 Location: In the clouds.
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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Dear Bucket Man,
I think I am emo. That is what all the other children at school call me. What should I do?
~xoXoxcLoUdhXcStRiFexoXox666 _________________ when the world is sick, can't no one be well? but i dreamt we was all beautiful and strong
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listen to my music!
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facebook | twitter | last.fm | youtube
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Shadow Blade is in the conservatory with a lead pipe

Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Posts: 1133 Location: THE GAME
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Bucket Man is a bum with a rather impressive beard

Joined: 21 Oct 2007 Posts: 19 Location: Fighting crime wherever it may be!
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Shadow Blade wrote: | | how exiting |
Try the door!
| Damian wrote: | Dear Bucket Man,
I think I am emo. That is what all the other children at school call me. What should I do?
~xoXoxcLoUdhXcStRiFexoXox666 |
Try some Zoloft, then kill your grandparents!
Important Reminder: Bucket Man Season Two starts next year! Mark your calendars! Watch it or I'll kill you! _________________ ♪Bucket Man, he'll save the day
because he's always fightin' crime; it will pay!
Bucket Man is number one in the land;
he answers to no one's command!
Bucket Man, Bucket Man, Yeah!♪ |
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Tommy is rapidly attaining fiery deathytude

Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Posts: 1595
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:46 am Post subject: |
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Dear Bucketman:
Can I ask you a question? _________________ Young men, you're getting detention for being without shorts
I know who's actually to blame, but we need those guys for sports. |
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Ricky is doing a barrel roll!

Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 443
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:48 am Post subject: |
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How does Season Two start next year if it starts this year, too?
??? _________________ Compassion is the radicalism of our time.
- The Dalai Lama |
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Genius_41 is a stale Arsecrumpet™

Joined: 03 Jul 2007 Posts: 170
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:58 am Post subject: |
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Dear Bucket Man,
Do you use a door when entering/exiting a room, or do you use your super powers and walk through the wall, like Batman? Also, where do you live? |
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dPaladin is rapidly attaining fiery deathytude

Joined: 24 Nov 2007 Posts: 1706
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:59 am Post subject: |
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clearly he lives in bucketland _________________ dude look at this signature |
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Dr Fruitcake raikuzu chiizu

Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 1546 Location: Under a rock (or occasionally a bucket)
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:45 am Post subject: |
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Dear Bucket Man,
Do you have an arch-nemesis? If so, who is he/she/it and what are his/her/its powers? If not, are you holding auditions? I think I would be a good fit for the role. I've even been working on my evil laugh.
Quizzically yours,
The Last Slice
| Bucket Man wrote: | | Shadow Blade wrote: | | how exiting |
Try the door! |
It's delicious! _________________ "" |
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Bucket Man is a bum with a rather impressive beard

Joined: 21 Oct 2007 Posts: 19 Location: Fighting crime wherever it may be!
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:05 pm Post subject: |
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Time to answer some questions from my fandom!
| Tommy wrote: | Dear Bucketman:
Can I ask you a question? |
"Who's Bucketman?!" and "No!," respectively!
| Genius_41 wrote: | Dear Bucket Man,
Do you use a door when entering/exiting a room, or do you use your super powers and walk through the wall, like Batman? |
I have no idea! Ask my producers! Maybe they'll steal your idea!
| Genius_41 wrote: | | Also, where do you live? |
In the first season it was in Vague Metropolis, but for Season Two, I'll be moving to shiny new "Season Two Land," a completely different area with all sorts of new adventure and character development!
| Dr Fruitcake wrote: | Dear Bucket Man,
Do you have an arch-nemesis? If so, who is he/she/it and what are his/her/its powers? If not, are you holding auditions? I think I would be a good fit for the role. I've even been working on my evil laugh.
Quizzically yours,
The Last Slice |
Looks like someone needs to reread Season One! Get to it!
And don't forget, Bucket Man, Season One, is retroactively brought to you by John Cage's Home Made Biscuits™! The only brand of food that has been approved by Bucket Man himself! Try a box today! And whatever you do, for God's sake, don't sue us!
| El Ornitorrinco wrote: | How does Season Two start next year if it starts this year, too?
??? |
Write to the producers! I'm not responsible for making this crap! All I know is that you should watch me all the time, just to be safe! Reread all my posts every day if you feel the need, and even if you don't!
This post is brought to you by Fred Dibnah's Home Made Cookies™! The only brand of food that has been approved by Bucket Man himself! Try a box today! You must be 18 or older to call (for obvious reasons)! _________________ ♪Bucket Man, he'll save the day
because he's always fightin' crime; it will pay!
Bucket Man is number one in the land;
he answers to no one's command!
Bucket Man, Bucket Man, Yeah!♪ |
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kaoskastle is in the conservatory with a lead pipe

Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 1146 Location: Yes
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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Wait.
If Bucket Man is Izzhov, then...
CAN IT BE?! |
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Izzhov is not something that you just dump something on

Joined: 05 Oct 2007 Posts: 5543 Location: Meaningless Island
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:02 pm Post subject: 'Cause I'm sneaky like that. |
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Ah, I see what you're getting at. Actually, I realized that if Bucket Man were brown it would be a dead give-away, so I actually had one of my younger younger brother's friends (not Trout, my younger-er brother) pose for the shot.
That bucket was too small for my head anyways. _________________ BRAND NEW FCMidi Forums! |
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Tommy is rapidly attaining fiery deathytude

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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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Because he was white. _________________ Young men, you're getting detention for being without shorts
I know who's actually to blame, but we need those guys for sports. |
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Izzhov is not something that you just dump something on

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Tommy is rapidly attaining fiery deathytude

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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:33 am Post subject: |
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But there's nothing wrong with being a n[spoiler:2ede9e6927]a[/spoiler:2ede9e6927]gger. _________________ Young men, you're getting detention for being without shorts
I know who's actually to blame, but we need those guys for sports. |
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Izzhov is not something that you just dump something on

Joined: 05 Oct 2007 Posts: 5543 Location: Meaningless Island
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:31 am Post subject: |
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I'm not ashamed of my race - I was just concerned that if Bucket Man's avatar were brown-skinned, it would have prematurely revealed his identity.  _________________ BRAND NEW FCMidi Forums! |
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