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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

/me hurls rocks at Damian.

EDIT: He told me to!

Also, I forgot that pimps were animate.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would combine a mo with a fo.

But I'm not sure if those count.

Ah! Here's one. I would combine a mohawk with an afro to create... a frohawk.

Actually, that probably already exists and I'm just deluding myself into believing I've actually had an original and clever idea. Sad

*googles*

Yep. Sad
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would combine a Hammer with a Sickle to make...
A Hickle... No...
A Sammer... No...
A KOMMUNISM!? Yeah! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cheese Monkey wrote:
Chainsaw gun.

It would be a gun that shoots chainsaws. And a chainsaw with each individual blade being a gun.

Several of my friends are convinced this is the ultimate weapon. Razz
What about a shotgun that shoots more shotguns that each shoot multiple chainsaws that shoot bullets out of each individual blade?

FTW

I would probably combine rock, paper, AND scissors, and get that Super Lethal Twin-Bladed Samurai Sword, or something.

If that fails, I would just combine a Morning Star with a Helicopter and get:


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Edit: Then again, it might be more epic if I attached several morning stars to each blade of the helicopter. Oh well. :/
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dr Fruitcake wrote:
Ah! Here's one. I would combine a mohawk with an afro to create... a frohawk.

Actually, that probably already exists and I'm just deluding myself into believing I've actually had an original and clever idea. Sad

*googles*

Yep. Sad


Frohawk?

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shadow Blade wrote:
If that fails, I would just combine a Morning Star with a Helicopter and get: img

I think Shadow Blade has us all beat. Sad
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would have agree. *goes to buy a morning star helicopter*
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would combine socks and gloves. Then you can wear them either on your hands or on your feet.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

E.O., I think you just broke my brain.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would combine a prosthetic arm with some random firearm. Like, maybe a flamethrower.

Pew pew. Orb Lune

EDIT: Better idea! Two prosthetic arms. I'd combine one with a flamethrower, and the other with a fire extinguisher. That way, I could both start fires to cause chaos and put them out when I'd had my fun. I'd also start referring to myself as "The Firefighter" (get it????).
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would combine the yellow pages and the white pages to create the ULTIMATE PHONEBOOK It would be called...the Vanilla Pages?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the cream pages
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would combine a Bucket with a (dead) Man, to create Bucket Man! Chuckle!!!1111

C-C-C-COMBO-BREAKER!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait, better yet, I would combine Sparkman from Megaman 3 with Plugman from Megaman 9 and get SPARKPLUGman! *awesomeness*
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