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Izzhov · Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:30 pm Post subject:

you just used capitalization you hypocrite

edit talking to upsi

JK9000 · Warnings: 1 Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 1320

Man, I thought we had at least had one thing over Shakespeare's generation, but no, he did your mom jokes too.

Izzhov · Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:35 pm Post subject:

well shakespeare didnt have computers

iirc

JK9000 · Warnings: 1 Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 1320

I think there was one in The Merry Wives of Windsor.

Izzhov · Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:16 pm Post subject:

no there wasnt

prove it
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kaoskastle · Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:15 pm Post subject:

"Verily, the Merry Wives of Windsor used theer respective computers thusly and thee and thou."
-An excerpt from The Merry Wives of Windsor

See? All of that old-timey English gives this quote credibility so you know I must not be lying.

Izzhov · Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:00 am Post subject:

yeah but you use punctuation and capitalization so you obviously arent a cool guy
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Tommy · Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:48 pm Post subject:

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1908
LOL @ (not with) Carlos Mencia.
Also Dane Cook is crap.
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Izzhov · Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:24 pm Post subject:

I only laughed at "Run Ceech!"
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Yoshgunn · Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:46 pm Post subject:

Yeah I saw that Joe Rogan thing a while ago. I used to like Mencia, and then I saw that. I also saw a bunch of other videos saying the exact same thing about him.

It's a shame he's so much more popular than all the people he stole from, you know? They deserve the fame and money that he's getting from their jokes. AND he has his own show. Wat a noob.
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Doctor Phileas Fragg · Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:23 pm Post subject:

"Every comedian possesses the Delta Lulz Wave. It's what gives them knowledge of timing, repetition, rhythm, and all other fundamental aspects of humor...

...but Carlos Mencia however, does not.

Instead, he cobbles together bits and pieces from other comedian's performances to form a working act."

"Like a prom dress, made out of other prom dresses!"

"Yes! Exactly like your prom dress!"
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Izzhov · Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:27 am Post subject:

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6/10, fragg
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Dr Fruitcake · Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:37 am Post subject:

I was saddened to discover that Wikipedia does not have an article on this so-called "Delta Lulz Wave".

FRAGG FIX THIS
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noenvy · is YOUR MOM (ohhhhh) Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 299

I am stuck in a very comfortable position in my chair at work.

Unfortunately, it is not very conducive to 'working'.

....

Crying or Very Sad

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Dr Fruitcake · Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:25 pm Post subject:

In other news, it's recently come to my attention that "Slightly Not Stoned Enough to Eat Breakfast Yet Stoopid" is one of the best album titles ever conceived.
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LynkStar · Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:09 am Post subject:

I'm not hungry, thanks.
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Izzhov · Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:37 pm Post subject:

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Tommy · Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:41 pm Post subject:

I found a strawberry cheesecake in the street!

Who wants a piece?
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Tdlicrfthawk · Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:59 pm Post subject:

I do!
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kaoskastle · Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:38 pm Post subject:

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that that's not a strawberry cheesecake.

I'm no cheesecake pro, but.

dPaladin · Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:41 pm Post subject:

That is a meat pancake.
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Izzhov · Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:05 pm Post subject:

so one time

doo doooooooo

there's nothing like a crisis in mid LYFE

yoyo yo yo yo ohh yeah

EPG soundtrack?

and ALL the ppl/hmr/ctr/msc/ton/ots

woooooooEEEEEEe
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Dr Fruitcake · Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:30 pm Post subject:

I think the Izzhov broke again.

*fetches sledgehammer*
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kaoskastle · Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:03 pm Post subject:

I'm not even sure that what Izzhov said made sense to Izzhov.

bob · is a right git Joined: 01 Aug 2007 Posts: 26 Location: bob

i think that post was in lojban.
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