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Tommy · Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:41 am Post subject:

Thread is locked so I'm putting this here: Why have I been accused of being Cowboy Dan?
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The_Worminator · Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:21 am Post subject:

Is it not you? Ooh, now I'm intrigued. Who is this mysterious masked man?
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[quote="Tommy"]Tinytim got it.
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Izzhov · Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:39 am Post subject:

Unless it IS him. :O

Or maybe it's ME.

THAT'S RIGHT MAYBE IT'S ME YOU GUYS
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Dr Fruitcake · Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:58 am Post subject:

Moved to the appropriate board for feedback on moderation issues.

chzrm3

If Tommy really isn't Cowboy Dan, he's probably horrified to know that a would-be rapist has had access to his computer all this time.

One tip that Cowboy Dan isn't actually American, though, is that he claimed to be from Tennessee, and yet said "postcode" instead of "zipcode". Although that could just mean that he is American but wanted us to think he was a British joke account.

I think the real question here though is, how did Noenvy have such a keen insight, miles ahead of all of us? Looks like the detective role has been usurped once again!
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[quote="Someone's sig on the AoC forums"]THis game really is more geared towards the adult then, teenbeat wow. This mmo makes u think, somthing a teenager hates to do. -Skopas, eloquently discussing how grown up AoC is.

No read comprehension is not your strong point so I'll you a picture for you. -ubeenhad, just before he a picture for me[/quote]

[quote="Wormy"]I wish I could supply, as everyone else as, good news regarding my love life but sadly not as I am currently shagging a fat girl until I find someone better. [/quote]

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Damian · Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:32 pm Post subject:

I didn't even know he went too far. Or disrespected authority. Or whatever.

Where've I been?
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chzrm3 · Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:41 pm Post subject: Lightning AprilAprilAprilApril

There was one picture he made where he modded Fruity's wedding picture, and put his face instead of Fruity's wife.

I didn't think it was over the line, but then again it wasn't my wedding picture.
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[quote="Someone's sig on the AoC forums"]THis game really is more geared towards the adult then, teenbeat wow. This mmo makes u think, somthing a teenager hates to do. -Skopas, eloquently discussing how grown up AoC is.

No read comprehension is not your strong point so I'll you a picture for you. -ubeenhad, just before he a picture for me[/quote]

[quote="Wormy"]I wish I could supply, as everyone else as, good news regarding my love life but sadly not as I am currently shagging a fat girl until I find someone better. [/quote]

Damian · Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:41 pm Post subject:

Oh, that. I did see that. I guess you could take it either way. I don't know whether I'd be offended or laugh at that or both, really.
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chzrm3 · Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:47 pm Post subject: did you win?

I laughed uproariously and showed it to all of my friends, who responded the same way.

(Eventually it got really repetitive)

Actually looking at it from Fruity's PoV (sort of), I'd be kind of pissed if some guy did that to my mom. I'd be like, "hey main, that ain't cool naw I'm sayin?"
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[quote="Someone's sig on the AoC forums"]THis game really is more geared towards the adult then, teenbeat wow. This mmo makes u think, somthing a teenager hates to do. -Skopas, eloquently discussing how grown up AoC is.

No read comprehension is not your strong point so I'll you a picture for you. -ubeenhad, just before he a picture for me[/quote]

[quote="Wormy"]I wish I could supply, as everyone else as, good news regarding my love life but sadly not as I am currently shagging a fat girl until I find someone better. [/quote]

Izzhov · Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:58 pm Post subject:

that wasn't his mom that was his wife
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chzrm3 · Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:04 pm Post subject: XD

This is probably the only time in the history of the forums that I could really use that "duh" emoticon.

And it's nowhere to be found...

Wink

you April Fool's Day!
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[quote="Someone's sig on the AoC forums"]THis game really is more geared towards the adult then, teenbeat wow. This mmo makes u think, somthing a teenager hates to do. -Skopas, eloquently discussing how grown up AoC is.

No read comprehension is not your strong point so I'll you a picture for you. -ubeenhad, just before he a picture for me[/quote]

[quote="Wormy"]I wish I could supply, as everyone else as, good news regarding my love life but sadly not as I am currently shagging a fat girl until I find someone better. [/quote]

Izzhov · Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:11 pm Post subject:

You've used it in the Snoop Dogg thread, foo'!

Although it's been replaced by the khan one today.
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Link

He has updated his site, it would seem.

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chzrm3 · Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:50 am Post subject: *runs*

Oh wow. THITH MUTHT BE CHRONICLED ON THE WIKI!!!!
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[quote="Someone's sig on the AoC forums"]THis game really is more geared towards the adult then, teenbeat wow. This mmo makes u think, somthing a teenager hates to do. -Skopas, eloquently discussing how grown up AoC is.

No read comprehension is not your strong point so I'll you a picture for you. -ubeenhad, just before he a picture for me[/quote]

[quote="Wormy"]I wish I could supply, as everyone else as, good news regarding my love life but sadly not as I am currently shagging a fat girl until I find someone better. [/quote]

Sam · Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:32 am Post subject:

can someone please explain to me what the hell is going on?

Shadow Blade · Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:15 am Post subject:

It's the Tommy Crisis all over again!
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chzrm3 · Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:06 am Post subject: WORD FILTER'D LAWL

Someone made a joke account called Cowboy Dan, and in the course of his joekz hit a nerve and offended some people. Now it's all dried up and we're left wondering why I feel so alone at night, even when you're lying right next to me? The subtle warmth of your body is nothing when run against the icy chill of your heart, and I wish I could go back to a time when you didn't look at me with vitriol and disgust.
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[quote="Someone's sig on the AoC forums"]THis game really is more geared towards the adult then, teenbeat wow. This mmo makes u think, somthing a teenager hates to do. -Skopas, eloquently discussing how grown up AoC is.

No read comprehension is not your strong point so I'll you a picture for you. -ubeenhad, just before he a picture for me[/quote]

[quote="Wormy"]I wish I could supply, as everyone else as, good news regarding my love life but sadly not as I am currently shagging a fat girl until I find someone better. [/quote]

Shadow Blade · Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:52 am Post subject:

^What he said.

I think.

Wait, what did he say?
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Sam · Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:15 am Post subject:

What did he say to offend people?

chzrm3 · Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:34 am Post subject: kek

http://www.fcmidi.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=817

It was this thread, in particular. Pretty much anything that says [DELETED]
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[quote="Someone's sig on the AoC forums"]THis game really is more geared towards the adult then, teenbeat wow. This mmo makes u think, somthing a teenager hates to do. -Skopas, eloquently discussing how grown up AoC is.

No read comprehension is not your strong point so I'll you a picture for you. -ubeenhad, just before he a picture for me[/quote]

[quote="Wormy"]I wish I could supply, as everyone else as, good news regarding my love life but sadly not as I am currently shagging a fat girl until I find someone better. [/quote]

Izzhov · Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:53 pm Post subject:

Aww, how sweet, he made a song for you, Dr. Fruitcake! Surely you must forgive him now! He didn't mean no wrongs!

*listens to song*

...show no mercy, Dr. Fruitcake.
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