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King Bowser Koopa is your father (NOOOOO)
Joined: 30 Jun 2007 Posts: 337 Location: The Valley of Exile
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:11 am Post subject: Guys, guys! I had the weirdest dream! |
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There was, like, this website called Fruitcake Midi, and it had this forum that I used to go to for like years and years, and I spoke about games and stuff there, and art. And lots of crazy stuff would happen all the time. But then I woke up and I could only remember parts, as if it happened so long ago...
It was crazy!!
But no, I'm still lurking about, long in tooth, but hopefully not long forgotten.
In the last episode, I was completing a university course for my bachelor degree in multimedia design. I think you can still watch my collaborative animation/musical wonder on the main page, unless it's been taken down. I know the artwork links don't lead anywhere...
Since then I've had the illustriously sh*tty job of working at call center for an insurance company, calling customers to reconfirm their details in case they have anything wrong (which would mean their policy is not only illegal but there would then be a boatload of red tape and problems if they had to make a claim). You can imagine the kind of rubbish I would have to deal with there;
"Why do you need to confirm my details? You already have them!"
"You're trying to steal my identity aren't you? I saw it on the news!"
"I don't have a policy with you guys, my insurance is with *lists name of the company I work for*".
And those are the polite ones. Ah, if only I had access to a "cancel policy" button on the system I use.
But all that has changed this week, I'm now officially training as an English teacher for foreign students, or ESOL (English as a Second Language) if I decide to take my new credential overseas.
I currently have a class of roughly 18 students, though it fluctuates based on their timetables. My first official lesson was today, during which I told them how to form questions based on information they wanted to gather, with speaking practice asking various questions to each other. It was a power-trip.
Assuming I don't get a nice lucrative job at the end of my training, I'll be back at the insurance company again until I do... which I'm hoping won't be required.
What have I missed since my last presence? _________________
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dPaladin is rapidly attaining fiery deathytude

Joined: 24 Nov 2007 Posts: 1706
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:45 am Post subject: |
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Nothing. Everyone is too busy with rl to post apparently.
Good to see you getting an ESL job though, that's pretty cool. _________________ dude look at this signature |
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Sammich Ultima is doing a barrel roll!
Joined: 21 Jul 2007 Posts: 456 Location: UK
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:51 pm Post subject: |
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i was watching a lupin III film a couple of days ago and was reminded of you. \o/ good to hear from you.
incidentally i had a weird dream last night where i murdered a kid at school in a toilet with a ruler. and i denied it to the police but they didn't buy it. and everyone around me in school was tutting and gasping. then they threatened to send me to africa for my crime. |
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The_Worminator is doing a barrel roll!

Joined: 25 Jun 2007 Posts: 486 Location: Manchester
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:29 am Post subject: |
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Good to see you back! You've missed precisely nothing since you were last here, the forums have pretty much slowed to a crawl in recent months.
| Sammich Ultima wrote: | | incidentally i had a weird dream last night where i murdered a kid at school in a toilet with a ruler. and i denied it to the police but they didn't buy it. and everyone around me in school was tutting and gasping. then they threatened to send me to africa for my crime. |
I've had dreams like that a few times; not dreams about actually killing someone per se, but that I'd already done it and was living in fear of getting caught. Probably a result of watching far too much Dexter. Come to think of it how do you murder someone with a ruler? _________________ [quote="Tommy"]Tinytim got it.
At a guess he probably stopped playing it after 5 minutes.
He said he liked to look at the instruction book as it has a man having an erection inside it.[/quote]
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Izzhov is not something that you just dump something on

Joined: 05 Oct 2007 Posts: 5543 Location: Meaningless Island
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:12 am Post subject: |
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Dude you can kill anyone with anything.
Welcome back KBK!! _________________ BRAND NEW FCMidi Forums! |
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Doctor Phileas Fragg is your father (NOOOOO)

Joined: 09 Aug 2007 Posts: 383 Location: Duded up, gussied out, getting down, and where it's at.
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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I had this really weird dream a few nights ago, where I was riding with someone in a real fancy, high-tech SUV and despite (or maybe IN SPITE OF!) the high-tech navigational equipment we were totally lost. We happened upon what looked to be the scene of a crime in progress around a lake and at first we were going to call for help, but then I suddenly got totally brave as we were driving away and dove out of the vehicle in motion. I just hauled off and slugged a guy, and then stole a ridiculously large hacksaw from the back pocket (?) of another, and started swinging it at all the rest. It did piss poor damage for a giant hacksaw, or any sort of hacksaw for that matter, but I'm fairly certain it gave me the edge nonetheless as I vaguely recall claiming victory at the end even though I fought like a total spaz. I think I ended up rescuing the sexy female lead!
The strangest part of the dream was that before I got to the SUV (after the driver and I had acquired some TOP SECRET PLANS, I think) I started off as some sort of protagonist in a first person shooter, most likely Goldeneye. There were also some bits in the Matrix parody stage from Conker's Bad Fur Day. I think I had to restart once or twice. _________________ [quote="Izzhov"]But you can probably drop me and tell Lester to do my panel instead, since he's already gay and frankly I really don't care about my sexual orientation. [/quote] |
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chzrm3 Awesomeness Level = "Dibnah"

Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Posts: 2250 Location: Felucia
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:18 pm Post subject: I WISH I WAH A BOHD |
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Yeah, too bad. This used to be my home base for a while. Now it's facebook. G'damnit. _________________ [quote="Someone's sig on the AoC forums"]THis game really is more geared towards the adult then, teenbeat wow. This mmo makes u think, somthing a teenager hates to do. -Skopas, eloquently discussing how grown up AoC is.
No read comprehension is not your strong point so I'll you a picture for you. -ubeenhad, just before he a picture for me[/quote]
[quote="Wormy"]I wish I could supply, as everyone else as, good news regarding my love life but sadly not as I am currently shagging a fat girl until I find someone better. [/quote] |
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Mike is a stale Arsecrumpet™

Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Posts: 179
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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fruity please turn off auto prune before the whole forum vanishes up its own khyber  _________________ ~Mike
Chaff City returns! http://bit.ly/Chaff  |
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Damian Honorary Fruitcake Flunkie

Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 2424 Location: In the clouds.
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:57 am Post subject: |
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facebook is not the same as this ol' forum  _________________ when the world is sick, can't no one be well? but i dreamt we was all beautiful and strong
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listen to my music!
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Doctor Phileas Fragg is your father (NOOOOO)

Joined: 09 Aug 2007 Posts: 383 Location: Duded up, gussied out, getting down, and where it's at.
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:19 am Post subject: |
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Facebook is a big, ugly face that's as dumb as a butt. _________________ [quote="Izzhov"]But you can probably drop me and tell Lester to do my panel instead, since he's already gay and frankly I really don't care about my sexual orientation. [/quote] |
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Damian Honorary Fruitcake Flunkie

Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 2424 Location: In the clouds.
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:42 am Post subject: |
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so's your mom but hey who's talking
(lol) _________________ when the world is sick, can't no one be well? but i dreamt we was all beautiful and strong
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SailorBusch is a bum with a rather impressive beard

Joined: 23 Mar 2010 Posts: 19 Location: Germany
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:46 am Post subject: |
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| Doctor Phileas Fragg wrote: | | Facebook is a big, ugly face that's as dumb as a butt. |
lol _________________ La la la. I am not Barbie, you know. |
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