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Dr Fruitcake
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 Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:55 am Post subject: [2007] Super lethal twin-bladed samurai sword |
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In keeping with my personal theme for the week (and with a not-very-subtle nod to this Threadless tee [which I, incidentally, wore yesterday]), here's a new and exciting game to play!*
* Newness guaranteed; excitement, not quite so much.
The rules are simple. It's Rock-Paper-Scissors, but with a "Picture Battle Wars" sort of twist: you can call upon any object you desire, provided that your object beats the previous poster's object in some way. (If the method of trumping isn't obvious, then for FORK's sake, explain it!  )
I'll begin with the classic: Rock.
(Note to next poster: if you say "paper", you'd better get to 'splainin', since I never understood how that particular trump was possible.  )
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LynkStar
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| Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:31 am Post subject: |
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Sledgehammer pwns rock. Cracking.
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Shadow Blade
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Dr Fruitcake
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| Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:39 am Post subject: |
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Shield blocks axe.
(Pictures are optional.  )
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Captain Überbucket
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| Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 12:05 pm Post subject: |
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I counter with Like-Like!
I employed a few hundred of these into my army a couple months back. Quite efficient for how slow they are, yep yep.
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Joe
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| Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 12:37 pm Post subject: |
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Magic Rod beats Like-Like (in Link's Awakening)
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Izzhov
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| Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Captain Überbucket wrote: | | I counter with Like-Like! |
Isn't that animate? I thought they had to be inanimate.
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Shadow Blade
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| Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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Hm, yes. But as for the fire rod (yes, that's what it was called):
The Mirror shield will block fire balls.
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Mike
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| Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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Not if it's covered in BLACK PAINT.
Have at you!
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Damian
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| Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:05 pm Post subject: |
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Until you put PAINT THINNER on it, of course.
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The Midnight Thunderboy
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| Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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He drinks your paint thinner and returns for more.
EDIT: First table break of IAW '07! |
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JK9000
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| Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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Is this some sort of slight against homeless people; insinuating they're not real people by entering the image of one in a contest of inanimate objects? Because that's rather uncouth.
Anyway:
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Mike
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| Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 6:08 pm Post subject: |
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Eat this, homeless shelter!
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Shadow Blade
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JK9000
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| Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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| You... you're going to have to explain how lighters beat bombs. |
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Damian
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LynkStar
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| Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:29 am Post subject: |
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You just got mass of incandescent gas'd.
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Shadow Blade
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| Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:10 am Post subject: |
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| JK9000 wrote: | | You... you're going to have to explain how lighters beat bombs. |
Well I thought it was so simple that I wouldn't have to.
Anyway:
"Now witness the fire power of this fully armed and operational battle station."
Edit to avoid confusion--
It uses it's beam to blow up the sun.
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Upsilon
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| Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:17 am Post subject: |
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The Death Star's all right... but it's no moon.
| JK9000 wrote: | | You... you're going to have to explain how lighters beat bombs. |
I think the point was that by lighting the fuse, one indirectly destroys the bomb. In fairness, I thought that was pretty obvious, as well as an interesting and fatalistic rumination on the futility of the existence of a bomb.
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The Dragon
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| Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:25 am Post subject: |
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I see your Moon with a Lunar Colony.
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Upsilon
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| Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:42 am Post subject: |
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Thanks to bad science and rhetoric, that lunar colony NEVER EXISTED.
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The Dragon
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| Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:46 am Post subject: |
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A worthy rebuttal!
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Upsilon
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| Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:53 am Post subject: |
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Wait, does that mean I win
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JK9000
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| Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:59 am Post subject: |
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Not even poorly written books are immune to fire! |
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LynkStar
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| Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:39 am Post subject: |
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| Damian wrote: | Yes.
Nonetheless:
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